How to sell a engagement ring.

**Salodin** · 2012-12-22 01:43

Originally Posted by MrDodo

How is OP not bothered by her hoping on the pill right after the break up? We don't know all the details like if he were pulling out or not but damn, SEVEN years and this bitch ain't let him deposit any hot, steamy payloads in her lady bank.

You is trippin wanting to get back with her. How can you even trust your soul to a chick when she won't even let your pulsating cock spurt out some man juice in her?

Wow...well um...wow...

**RKenshin** · 2012-12-22 01:53

Originally Posted by Abandon

mah nigga

**Madeline** · 2012-12-22 14:17

Originally Posted by MrDodo

How is OP not bothered by her hoping on the pill right after the break up? We don't know all the details like if he were pulling out or not but damn, SEVEN years and this bitch ain't let him deposit any hot, steamy payloads in her lady bank.

You is trippin wanting to get back with her. How can you even trust your soul to a chick when she won't even let your pulsating cock spurt out some man juice in her?

holy shit rofl

**Lucavi** · 2012-12-22 14:27

Wait, 7 years and they've never fucked? I must have missed that, because if its true, there wouldn't have been a goddamn ring anywhere near her in the first place.

Fuck that uptight bullshit; I want compatibility before I want martial tax breaks.

**Aksannyi** · 2012-12-22 14:30

Not that they didn't fuck, just that it was wrapped or he pulled out.

Also, lady bank got me pretty good as well.

**AoE** · 2012-12-22 16:22

If I can credit to southerners for anything, its that they come up with the best euphenisms.

**The Blackrose** · 2012-12-22 17:54

Originally Posted by MrDodo

How is OP not bothered by her hoping on the pill right after the break up? We don't know all the details like if he were pulling out or not but damn, SEVEN years and this bitch ain't let him deposit any hot, steamy payloads in her lady bank.

You is trippin wanting to get back with her. How can you even trust your soul to a chick when she won't even let your pulsating cock spurt out some man juice in her?

The only thing that could beat this is if GEORGE_ZIMMER appeared...

**Abandon** · 2012-12-22 19:35

Originally Posted by MrDodo

How is OP not bothered by her hoping on the pill right after the break up? We don't know all the details like if he were pulling out or not but damn, SEVEN years and this bitch ain't let him deposit any hot, steamy payloads in her lady bank.

You is trippin wanting to get back with her. How can you even trust your soul to a chick when she won't even let your pulsating cock spurt out some man juice in her?

this holiday season has been good for epic wooshes and surprise awesome posts.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2012-12-22 20:31

pussy = lady bank word filter GO

**Gekii** · 2012-12-22 21:05

99% of "girl trouble" OP's take 0% of advice given, with that said I wish you luck brah & we all gonna make it. We all gonna make it.

**Aylee** · 2012-12-23 08:27

Originally Posted by Gekii

99% of "girl trouble" OP's take 0% of advice given, with that said I wish you luck brah & we all gonna make it. We all gonna make it.

Lol this tread wasn't ment to be a girl trouble thread just got derailed.And yes we all gonna make it lol. The more time that passes the more I believe I wasn't happy with her. Weither or not it's just me coping or turkey believing it has yet to be determined

Yes we fucked lol just used a condom/ pulled out. Her sister got pregnet 4 times on birth control (granted there was no way she was using it right) so I don't really trust it enough to possibly fuck up my life with a kid

**Aksannyi** · 2012-12-23 16:28

I trust birth control a hell of a lot more than I trust pulling out. If you'd like to talk about how effective pulling out is as a method for not getting pregnant, I would like to take a minute to introduce you to my two sons.

**Aylee** · 2012-12-23 18:12

So just wanna say fuck u guys for Probally being right. Gonna cut contact with her - important shit involving her animals and shit.

**bechyni** · 2012-12-23 20:21

So she was fucking around on you? That's a tough break duder, but better to find out now then actually go through marriage and find out she's a skank

**The Blackrose** · 2012-12-23 22:34

Originally Posted by Aylee

So just wanna say fuck u guys for Probally being right. Gonna cut contact with her - important shit involving her animals and shit.

Welcome to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

**SephYuyX** · 2012-12-23 23:30

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**Lucavi** · 2012-12-23 23:34

Originally Posted by Aylee

So just wanna say fuck u guys for Probally being right. Gonna cut contact with her - important shit involving her animals and shit.

In relationship threads, BG is always right.

Sorry. :/

**Abandon** · 2012-12-23 23:39

yo, we've gotta be batting somewhere around .900

**Aksannyi** · 2012-12-24 05:58

Originally Posted by Derock

wow... TWICE?

Let's just say that my Mexican ex was against any and all forms of birth control and was convinced it world work if we just counted the days. Luckily, I wasn't terribly opposed to getting pregnant (at least while the marriage was halfway worth a shit). After we split, I got on the pill and I haven't looked back since.

**Churchill** · 2012-12-24 06:15

Originally Posted by Blubbartron

This entire thread reaffirms my hatred for humanity, and encourages me to thoroughly embrace my Forever Alone wizard status. Every last one of you that have used "beta" as some form of insult are pretty much the worst humanity has to offer.

After I read this bitch ass shit I decided to actually read the rest of the topic, will update on status

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