How to sell a engagement ring.

[Churchill]

Ive always been alpha, I just stopped giving a fuck.

alpha is not giving a fuck, implying you gave a fuck and were is false

[Churchill]

I present you with exhibit A.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36...919_194203.jpg
Yes, I played on SNES.

lolololol

[Churchill]

IDK. Gotta be longer than that, been with another girl for almost 5 now.

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[Churchill]

OP here is the best advice you're never going to listen to. I will apologize ahead of time if these are not coherent but I've been drunk a lot the past few days and have only played GW2, worked out, and hounded pussy.

The biggest mistake you ever made in your life is dating a woman for 7 years from age 16, I can't honestly stress how bad this is for you and will continue to be unless you address it. More on this later.

The first thing you need to unprogram is that there is a "one" out there for you. There is no such thing as one woman who can make you happy, believing in this false premise will only cause you strain and heartache. No woman will ever make you happy, and nothing should ever be sacrificed or compromised to one. A woman is a person that has a specific set of goals that nature determines for them, whether or not you fulfill those goals will determine her interest in you and her interest in you will only exist while you can fulfill those goals. What a woman normally does from 16-26 is date around, meet guys, attempt to find the best they can get and establish what their actual capabilities of attracting are (accurate sense of self worth) - ever getting into an LTR with a woman in the earlier stages of this period is fucking batshit retarded. Guess what you should be doing from 16-32ish? The same goddamn thing. At the same time, you should be making money and getting your shit in order and finding things you enjoy in life that don't have to do with pussy.

Are some women better than others? Absolutely, without getting into the more socially impacted "whys" we'll just say that their journey effects them like yours does you. Here's why you're fucked though - you didn't date around and meet lots of chicks, so for one your dating game is fucking high school level and the chicks you'll be trying to bang have been going after dudes 10 years older than you with tons more experience in making them wet by not giving a fuck. You have catching up to do, but don't worry because you can do it if you actual took this to heart. (lol we all know you won't) Second, you don't know dick about women because you've been with one woman for 7 years and your experience level in passing shit tests is fucking zero. Don't worry because you can learn this part too by getting out there and getting your dick wet a bunch of times (read: more than 50). Main thing is to not give a fuck.

Another big thing is learning that what you expect to get out of a woman right now, she will never give you. Men are the romantics pretending to be realists, and women are the realists pretending to be romantic. Men's bonding emotions are way more attuned than womens, women will cut ties in a heartbeat and be over the relationship or whatever without a second thought. You need to get some bros and love them like spartan brothers and forget about this true love bullshit.

You need to work on yourself and shit you are passionate about, bang women and experience all different types of them to the point where you truly don't care and your mindset is about achieving your needs as a man and following your passions. If you do decide to get married someday, and I stress if YOU decide (as it's completely unnecessary) then you will do so with plenty of women under your belt and the knowledge of how to deal with them properly so this shit doesn't fucking happen again.

fucking mic dropped sticky this shit

[chazzyphizzle]

dammit church no actual advice plz

[Ksandra]

yo, we've gotta be batting somewhere around .900

it's true.

And also, guys always use the condoms. Always. I know too many women who went off the pill without telling their guy 'cause they wanted to get pregnant.

This is not to say you shouldn't encourage her to go on the pill, but you gotta do what you can to protect yourself from the crazy.

[Norrissnake]

So just wanna say fuck u guys for Probally being right. Gonna cut contact with her - important shit involving her animals and shit.

So you caught her in a Mexican Donkey show?

[bechyni]

OP here is the best advice you're never going to listen to. I will apologize ahead of time if these are not coherent but I've been drunk a lot the past few days and have only played GW2, worked out, and hounded pussy.

The biggest mistake you ever made in your life is dating a woman for 7 years from age 16, I can't honestly stress how bad this is for you and will continue to be unless you address it. More on this later.

The first thing you need to unprogram is that there is a "one" out there for you. There is no such thing as one woman who can make you happy, believing in this false premise will only cause you strain and heartache. No woman will ever make you happy, and nothing should ever be sacrificed or compromised to one. A woman is a person that has a specific set of goals that nature determines for them, whether or not you fulfill those goals will determine her interest in you and her interest in you will only exist while you can fulfill those goals. What a woman normally does from 16-26 is date around, meet guys, attempt to find the best they can get and establish what their actual capabilities of attracting are (accurate sense of self worth) - ever getting into an LTR with a woman in the earlier stages of this period is fucking batshit retarded. Guess what you should be doing from 16-32ish? The same goddamn thing. At the same time, you should be making money and getting your shit in order and finding things you enjoy in life that don't have to do with pussy.

Are some women better than others? Absolutely, without getting into the more socially impacted "whys" we'll just say that their journey effects them like yours does you. Here's why you're fucked though - you didn't date around and meet lots of chicks, so for one your dating game is fucking high school level and the chicks you'll be trying to bang have been going after dudes 10 years older than you with tons more experience in making them wet by not giving a fuck. You have catching up to do, but don't worry because you can do it if you actual took this to heart. (lol we all know you won't) Second, you don't know dick about women because you've been with one woman for 7 years and your experience level in passing shit tests is fucking zero. Don't worry because you can learn this part too by getting out there and getting your dick wet a bunch of times (read: more than 50). Main thing is to not give a fuck.

Another big thing is learning that what you expect to get out of a woman right now, she will never give you. Men are the romantics pretending to be realists, and women are the realists pretending to be romantic. Men's bonding emotions are way more attuned than womens, women will cut ties in a heartbeat and be over the relationship or whatever without a second thought. You need to get some bros and love them like spartan brothers and forget about this true love bullshit.

You need to work on yourself and shit you are passionate about, bang women and experience all different types of them to the point where you truly don't care and your mindset is about achieving your needs as a man and following your passions. If you do decide to get married someday, and I stress if YOU decide (as it's completely unnecessary) then you will do so with plenty of women under your belt and the knowledge of how to deal with them properly so this shit doesn't fucking happen again.

fucking mic dropped sticky this shit

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uplo...clap-gif-2.gif

Spoken like a true alpha

[OmegaKnight]

i don't know, actually. it had to be between april 08 and april '10, so it's a bit younger than you think.

It was summer 2009

[miokomioko]

I came here looking for a coke dealer, I leave disappointed.

[Aylee]

So I was at work and she text-ed me asking about a toy plane my parents bought her two xmas's ago. Then started asking how I wanted to split a bunch of random bull shit. Told her take w/e its all shit for the most part and I don't really care. 2 hours later I'm driving home and she starts bitching at me about not wanting to take my cat (was one of her 3 cats but he likes me a lot more) when i move next month (haven't said anything about the cat since last time we talked). Told her driving talk in 15. When I got home she was siting on the couch. Talked about random life bull shit, asked when she wanted to go sell the ring and she said shes not in that big of a hurry now, also talked about how her birth control shot was coming up again soon (they last 12 weeks and its been 13 since she left) and she wasn't sure if she was gonna get it again or not. Really wanna just tell her look we you said we done so lets be done, but don't want to be a dick and end shit on a bad note, i'd like to keep it as civil as possible but im tired of talking like this. On a side note all her shit is gone except for the 2 cats and the larger furniture (not really my problem since im moving in 8 days) so hopefully no more stop bys to randomly talk. Although she doesnt have an apartment yet so idk why shes in such a rush to get all this shit of hers.

[Tajin]

All that good advice gone to waste, you're hopeless son.

[Aylee]

All that good advice gone to waste, you're hopeless son.

Not gone to waste lol I intend on cutting ties asap. But Things need to end as civial as possible to many ways i can get fucked over. Im still stuck on a phone plan with her for another 10 months and car payment for 5 years

[Ksandra]

Who's taking the car? can have the title signed over to whoever then you don't have to be tied down to payments together.

Also, lesson learned: never co-sign on long term shit until you're married.

[Churchill]

*ever

[Aylee]

Who's taking the car? can have the title signed over to whoever then you don't have to be tied down to payments together.

Also, lesson learned: never co-sign on long term shit until you're married.

Lesson learned for sure. And both are on the loan. Her car her payments I haven't payr shit on it

[Churchill]

until she stops and it fucks your credit too

[bechyni]

The realist mother fucker

[Tajin]

She's about to croak, is rich and you're about to hit the jackpot with the will.

[Churchill]

never, it puts the frame of the relationship in her court and you'll never get it back or be respected as a man by that woman

what i mean by this is that you lost dominance, and unless your thing is to be dominated by women or your natural urges are so suppressed/indoctrinated you never have the urge to throw a woman against a wall and just take what you want and carry on, then this is very bad. she was basically allowed to define your role to her and no longer has to qualify herself to you all the while sampling the rest of the dicks in town. women who are not submissive do not make good long term mates/caretakers, this may seem an odd statement because "hardly any women are submissive nowadays" but that isn't really true, maybe you just aren't very dominant and she is the one leading. she should always know you can walk out and get a replacement, though this should be subconscious (and if it's true, she will know it) and this will force her to always qualify herself to you.

this type of situation (OPs) is very common for men I think and it's make or break time for the rest of your life right then.

again, sort of nuts and bolts.

also,sup:

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