Dailyshow forgot some details about creepy Puerto Rican puppet

[Chamaan]

Puppets are the reason I can't listen to Spanish anything on the radio. You can tell that only a third of the hosts/DJs/journalists are humans, another third are puppets (why do a puppet voice on the radio where we can't SEE a puppet?), and the other third are bumble bees. Why are there so many bumble bee voices on Spanish radio? Ay el estomago.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Because Nasonex really likes bumblebees.

[Jefe]

Someone hold me, the room is spinning.



So just by looking at the ridiculous thing this has to be comedy, right? Or is the puppet a role model... say a teacher, congressman, or someone important? Now, if you don't like their 'jokes' and find them 'offensive,' well that's your problem, no? It must be cool to be walking around w/ a target on one's back just being on the look out to see what one finds offensive (or the group one belongs to).

[Kuya]

Oh, look, the homophobe showed up.

[Kuya]

I think one of the things that gives me great pleasure is that in a few decades, ironically, it will be homophobes who will have to hide in the closet so they're not spat on in the streets, much like how a racist is treated as a social pariah. I will masturbate furiously on those days, and i will mail the results of this to jefe, who might kill himself in the future after being struck by major depression over not being able to be a homophobe in public anymore.

[Qalbert]

I will masturbate furiously on those days, and i will mail the results of this to jefe

can you even send semen by post?

[Kuya]

In those days, we will have matter transporters that will instantly teleport my joy spunk to jefe, so that he may enjoy it while it is still fresh and gay.

[Jefe]

Oh my, are you mad? Here's more fuel:

[Kuya]

Mad? If i were mad, i wouldn't be cumming buckets.

[archibaldcrane]

It's Jefe's biggest fear - being chased through the streets by gay Puerto Ricans.

[Kuya]

First we will get La Comay cancelled, and then we will build a gay club next to jefe's house. This is how liberty is won.

[Qalbert]

Oh my, are you mad? Here's more fuel:

leave Day out of this

[Kuya]

This is one of the sister protests in New York for anyone that wants to join up and help shut down Ann Coulter: The Puppet

http://www.facebook.com/events/290781227708899/

[Milkster]

First we will get La Comay cancelled, and then we will build a gay club next to jefe's house. This is how liberty is won.

Only if there is a medical marijuana dispensary on the other side of his house, only then, will true liberty be won.

[Ksandra]

Enough with the offtopic bitching. Kuya is a big beautiful black women who don't need no man to whiteknight for her.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

In those days, we will have matter transporters that will instantly teleport my joy spunk to jefe, so that he may enjoy it while it is still fresh and gay.

[Kuya]

On Fox News no less:

When it comes to the Puerto Rican TV Show “SuperXclusivo,” outrageous comments and inflammatory statements have been the key to its success as the most watched show in the island (which also airs in the U.S. via WAPA America). Its main character, a puppet named “La Comay,” has insulted most public officials and personalities in Puerto Rico. Many, if not most, of the puppet's most controversial insults have had racial and homophobe overtones. But that’s the price we pay for living in a free country. If you don’t like it, simply change the channel.
That was my attitude until earlier this month. That’s when the puppet crossed the line, in a big way. The puppet, operated by comedian “Kobbo” Santarrosa, made extremely crude and controversial comments regarding the brutal murder of a local businessman, José Enrique Gómez. This gentleman was brutally beaten and burned alive. The crime was so horrific and inhumane that it sent Puerto Rican residents into a state of shock.

That’s when “La Comay” decided to take advantage of this drama to increase ratings. The puppet stated that the brutal murder was justified, because he “was looking for it.” She started allegations that the man was gay and that he had been seen in an area frequented by homosexual prostitutes. The puppet went on to say that if the victim had been engaging in that dangerous behavior, then it’s a whole different ball game. In other words, the victim deserved to be brutally assaulted and burned alive simply because he was gay.

Are you serious? Are we now blaming victims for the brutal crimes of sick individuals with no sense of decency or humanity?

If so, the question then is, what’s next? Are we going to blame rape victims because they dressed provocatively? Are we going to justify hate crimes against illegal immigrants because they broke the law when they entered this country? Should women be able to castrate their adulterous husbands because they cheated? I know that sounds absurd because the victim of a crime should not be the one on trial. But “La Comay” clearly disagrees and does blame the victim.


Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/opi...#ixzz2FYyxikWX

I also went to the vigil today. It was so so, but at the least we were more than the people supporting La Comay. The weird thing was that the people supporting the show mostly came from a private construction company operating on the other side of the island. Don't know what the fuck was up with that.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

In those days, we will have matter transporters that will instantly teleport my joy spunk to jefe, so that he may enjoy it while it is still fresh and gay.

UPS ships semen all the time. Granted, it's animal semen for breeding, but still.

[Mazmaz]

We opened this door when we started allowing animal semen to be shipped. Now gays want to ship their semen. Only God should be able to define who's allowed to ship semen.

[Churchill]

We get that you're trying to be funny/troll.

You don't get that you lack the mental capacity to actually succeed at it.