Captain Kirk VS Captain Malcolm Reynolds VS Captain Han Solo

[DeathbySnoosnoo]

kirk wouldn't stand a chance, solo and mal would prolly be double KO. I vote Mal. (but im biased, i named my daughter Serenity Inara....)

[Brill Weave]

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the fact that Mal has his own freaking super soldier in River. I love me some Jayne but if I'm going into a no holds barred scrap I'm bringing River Tam. Not Jayne Cobb. Even with his hat!

[Qalbert]

Hero of fucking Canton

[Qeomash]

Honestly, I think that Han and Mal would quick draw each other and shoot each other. They'd both remain standing, stunned, and then fall over.

[Hatedregret]

Brill does have a point if we're taking their crew into the situation.

[silverdragontyr]

I personally would see it as Mal and Han deal with Kirk, then go out and get a drink. Possibly in an Imperial/Alliance bar leading to a rousing brawl.

[Brill Weave]

Honestly, I think that Han and Mal would quick draw each other and shoot each other. They'd both remain standing, stunned, and then fall over.

So then it would come down to Chewie vs River

[Rhyis.]

http://sharetv.org/images/babylon_5/...n_sheridan.jpg

This motherfucker blew up a star to take out a fleet of ships, died and came back to life, married an alien, and is considered Jesus across the galaxy. This captain is superior in pretty much every way possible.

Also, why is based on phasers and shit? Should be about who's the craftiest SOB of them all in space. They're friggin' captains.

[ronin sparthos]

Maybe this time Kirk will avoid the old bridge drop.

Malcolm > Kirk > Solo

That's based on the capabilities of the captain and crew.

[Rhyis.]

Based on crafty space captaining I got it:

Kirk > Mal > Han

Let's be real, Han can't fly a ship to save his life. His claim to fame comes entirely from his ship being faster than every other one in the galaxy.

[Pharaun]

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the fact that Mal has his own freaking super soldier in River. I love me some Jayne but if I'm going into a no holds barred scrap I'm bringing River Tam. Not Jayne Cobb. Even with his hat!

Crazy in the head, not reliable, etc. Also if you really want to get into it Han has Luke, and River can't win against a god damned Jedi.

[Rhyis.]

Depends on what version of Luke you're talking about.

http://deathstarpr.com/wp-content/up..._training.jpeg

This dude ain't doing shit.

[tol]

I'd say Han was a pretty good pilot for not being force sensitive.. Graduating top of your class at the Naval Academy isn't something you can dismiss...

Han>Kirk>Mal

[Rhyis.]

A black guy captained his ship better than he did. True story.

[Andalusian girls]

Picard

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Who had the galactic pair of balls to do Kessel runs through the Maw? Oh right, that was Han.

[Bregor]

A wild Captain Picard appears, talks everyone down, they all go out for tea (Earl Grey, hot) and crumpets.

^

And also Riker bangs Kaylee.

[Tekki]

And Grand Admiral Thrawn wipes the floor of all three, if we are talkin about fleet and crew included

[Silenka]

Assuming it's a standoff between the three captains only, as many have said, Kirk would be taken out right away, leaving Han and Mal to duke it out. I figure they might be pretty even. I'm biased towards Mal so Imma give it to him but I can't honestly say who would put who down first. It's possible they double KO.

[Churchill]

instant fail for not using shatner

loooool