Fuck you, Mayans Spoiler: THEY LIED!

[Cail]

lol

[Cail]

less than 2 hours!

[Abandon]

i meant in the thread, not japanland

[Cail]

less than 10mins to go!

[The Stig]

Guys, assuming we're all ported up to some form of waiting room with 2 portals, heaven and hell. I'll be in the hell queue, so come say hello !

Decided I want to live the afterlife "hard mode" instead, since life has generally been OK to me currently (i.e. "easy mode"); I've not had a disease, I'm not in a third world country and school's been OK with me.

[Cail]

ok, its 612, nothing happened, back to watching the end of fellowship of the ring

[brozy]

I feel so let down, like going after a stunning looking girl only to get her in the bedroom to discover its actually a dude =/

[shepardG]

easy solution: blow the world up

you need some help?

[Insanecyclone]

I was expecting to return to tang. Good job, shinji.

[Seanr]

Hopefully the fuckin police believes in the apocalypse and doesn't show up to court. And yes I'm wearing a tie.

[Waraji]

Well, time to confess my sins before the world ends.

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7widSnai1qzwelr.gif

Bold for when I figured it out.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...Chunk-then.jpg

[Outlaw]

The talk over this has been so stupid. Even when the media has talked about it made me shake my head.
It's because the Mayans didn't think this was the end of the world. We don't know much about their beliefs really cause the Spanish purposely burned most of their important writings. All of what you have heard is just the result decades of hype by new age, hippie, spiritualists to try and cash in.

The fact that this spread and some people actually believed in it just proves how uneducated people are.

[trinironnie]

Lol...
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...9eU0OdYNH934Sy

[Jaxzer]

For all the end of the world parties last night there will just as many tonight seeing that world still exists.

[Seanr]

Ol fuckboy police showed up. Judge reduced ticket to only 100 and one point. I'll take it

[Timwakefield]

I got shitball drunk last night and slept three hours past my alarm for work today. Fucking mayans.

[Grey Jorildyn]

I slept like a fucking baby last night. Mayans ain't got shit on my naptime.

[Chamaan]

My Aztec ancestors knew those Mayans ain't shit. With their labcoats n'science n'shit. Who wants to play some basketball with the severed head of my greatest foe? The losers shall be eaten and the winners sacrificed to the sky serpent father.

[Boyiee]

Ok, I'm not gonna lie here. The winds last night were fucking terrifying. Sandy wasn't even as scary. I didn't get tired till like 3:30am, I didn't get to sleep till like 8am. The winds were so loud, banging, and every so often there would be a rumbling in the background that got progressively louder and I thought an asteroid hit. I jumped out of bed at least 6 times to look out the window. It sounded like my window was going to be ripped off, I thought my siding was peeling off, and I would hear a loud crash outside once in a while. My dog came running into my room like he had just seen a ghost and I've never had him push himself against me as hard as he did.

Seriously thought the world was ending. Mother nature trolled me before my final exam at 11am. Fucking gay. The rumbling was by far the worst part.

[Cail]

Ok, I'm not gonna lie here. The winds last night were fucking terrifying. Sandy wasn't even as scary. I didn't get tired till like 3:30am, I didn't get to sleep till like 8am. The winds were so loud, banging, and every so often there would be a rumbling in the background that got progressively louder and I thought an asteroid hit. I jumped out of bed at least 6 times to look out the window. It sounded like my window was going to be ripped off, I thought my siding was peeling off, and I would hear a loud crash outside once in a while. My dog came running into my room like he had just seen a ghost and I've never had him push himself against me as hard as he did.

Seriously thought the world was ending. Mother nature trolled me before my final exam at 11am. Fucking gay. The rumbling was by far the worst part.

the wind in this thread is pretty strong for some people too (not you, but others)