2013 America (and Friends!) Gun Violence Thread No Plows Allowed!

**ringthree** · 2013-10-25 10:55

My British wife is flipping out about 2 kids in 2 days shooting teachers. This is new to her.

**Kuya** · 2013-10-25 21:53

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nas...%3A1%3ADefault

WASHINGTON—Calling it the next great milestone in mankind’s journey into outer space, NASA officials boldly declared in a press conference Friday that a mass shooting would occur on the moon no later than 2055.

The panel of NASA administrators and scientists said that, given the current rate of progress in research and development, the space agency was on track to place a deranged gun-toting madman on the moon by the middle of this century, with officials expressing confidence that a double-digit body count on the lunar surface would be a reality within the majority of Americans’ lifetimes.

....

“We believe that the 2055 shooting will be just the first of many such horrendous acts that will help prepare American space colonists for eventual mass shootings on Mars, on Jupiter’s moon Europa, and on future deep-space voyages to worlds unknown,” Bolden said. “Rest assured that wherever this great country ventures in our solar system and beyond, this time-honored tradition will always come along with us.”

**Callisto** · 2013-11-01 13:44

Welp, here comes the MW2 ban

**Rhinox** · 2013-11-01 15:25

BREAKING: Law enforcement officials identify LAX shooting suspect as 23-year-old Paul Ciancia.

Muslim

**Edelweiss** · 2013-11-01 16:01

Originally Posted by Callisto

Welp, here comes the MW2 ban

And nothing of value was lost.

**Tajin** · 2013-11-01 21:23

Damn.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-11-02 14:19

security chief will likely have to retire, become ex-LAX

**Cantih** · 2013-11-03 03:21

http://www.walb.com/story/23854643/g...ical-condition

23yo mayor of a small Georgia town shot in his home.

**Meresgi** · 2013-11-04 10:27

Originally Posted by Edelweiss

And nothing of value was lost.

If they ban MWF they how are we gonna play with a dog?!

Also read 1 report that said it was an assault rifle, then later they were like "oh it was a hunting rifle". Yeah...those 2 are pretty far from each other in my book, unless you go out to fucking slaughter deer.

**Callisto** · 2013-11-04 11:02

If he shot 8 people with a hunting rifle before getting shot that's actually somewhat impressive.

**Meresgi** · 2013-11-04 11:05

Originally Posted by Callisto

If he shot 8 people with a hunting rifle before getting shot that's actually somewhat impressive.

**Blubbartron** · 2013-11-04 11:14

Pretty sure it was semi-auto, not a bolt action hunting rifle.

**Callisto** · 2013-11-04 11:21

damn new-school scrubs with their quickscoping

**AidenCarby** · 2013-11-04 13:39

Gunman on my campus, jesus fuck.

**Waraji** · 2013-11-04 13:58

Details?

**AidenCarby** · 2013-11-04 14:01

Uh, everything's locked the fuck down.

**Day** · 2013-11-04 14:01

What campus?

**AidenCarby** · 2013-11-04 14:02

https://twitter.com/CCSU

**Day** · 2013-11-04 14:05

stay safe fren

**AidenCarby** · 2013-11-04 14:13

So minor update, dude is on campus with a katana and a pistol. I can't even fucking take dude seriously with a katana lol.

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