The Tale of Tales

**Abandon** · 2013-01-02 11:50

lol

**Brill Weave** · 2013-01-02 11:51

You and that fucking awesomecat picture lol

**Brill Weave** · 2013-01-02 11:51

Should change your avatar to that

**Bregor** · 2013-01-02 11:54

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Should change your avatar to that

After Bama smashes ND, sure.

**Abandon** · 2013-01-02 11:54

but then people wouldn't know how awesome i am

**Abandon** · 2013-01-02 11:54

oh fuck that, bregs cant have it

**Bregor** · 2013-01-02 11:56

Originally Posted by NotGreyheim

Congratulations! So what are you going to name little Chalupa Batman?

LOL

I think we need some sort of forum donation or contest to name Brill's child.

**Seraph** · 2013-01-02 12:02

I see my 5 times the sex advice finally paid off. Grats man.

**Brill Weave** · 2013-01-02 12:02

Can see it now, the forum drive ultimate prize give my future child a name. If it's a boy it will be Noah James. If it's a girl we have no idea. My wife's friend took her favorite girl name.

**Ksandra** · 2013-01-02 12:04

GRATS BRILL!

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Congrats on the baby, and my condolences on life as you know it. Everything changes, but having a kid is the absolute best thing. The pain of sleepless nights is washed away with memories of first words and steps. The stench of poop, is replaced with slobbery kisses and baby laughs. Enjoy every moment cause they grow up so fast.

^ This so much. My daughter is only 8 months and I'm still shocked at how much she's changed already. D:

Originally Posted by Byrthnoth

I bet twins!

Terrible thing to wish on a person!

My advice to the wifey:

Don't watch the Walking Dead in your first trimester...fuck probably don't watch it ever.

Try to smell any premade food (if possible) before buying any (we bought some fried chicken at our grocery store, then had to rush home asap as the smell of it in the car made me want to puke, so had to make it to the toilet fast...).

Babies love to start moving when you lie down, so try to get naps when you can.

Glider chairs are awesome, get one.

If you have lots of relatives, especially if both your mothers are around you, don't bother buying clothes. I mean, you can buy a few special ones, but you'll learn fast that you're going to end up with way more than you need.

Get that epidural. (fuck ya)

I'm sure the doctor will tell her but everyone seems to love babycenter.com for all your baby info. Just be warned that sometimes it could make you want to live in a bubble out of fear of everything being dangerous. Take some of what they say with a grain of salt.

Be wary of tuna fish!

Advice for brill:

If your wife cries, don't trivialize it with "oh it's just 'cause you're pregnant." Last thing any woman wants to hear. Even if you think it, still hold her and comfort her.

Take on w/e duties you can. The first and third trimesters make you really sleepy, so the less work/more naps she can take the better.

You just got a dog right? I know you said you were going to take it to a trainer (iirc). Make sure to tell the trainer you have a baby on the way so they can focus on making him ready for the little one.

Feel free to ask any questions, 'cause like, everyone I know seemed to get preggo at the same time (seriously, my best friend back home had his kid three months before mine, another friend had hers exactly a week after me, a third had hers three months after me, etc. etc.), so it was hard getting advice and also giving advice.

**Byrthnoth** · 2013-01-02 12:04

I think you forgot the "Or" or are dooming your son to the nickname NJ.

**Abandon** · 2013-01-02 12:05

Noah James is pretty legit.

**Abandon** · 2013-01-02 12:05

lmao

**zoobernut** · 2013-01-02 12:27

Congratulations Brill! Prepare yourself for sleepless nights and poop.

Edit: Speaking of twins, one of my co-workers was trying with his wife for a long time and they just found out they are having triplets! I can't even imagine how hard that would be, one is enough work.

**Pharaun** · 2013-01-02 12:42

Grats Brill.

**Byrthnoth** · 2013-01-02 13:03

Actually, on second thought Noah James will be perfect names for your twin boys. Thinking ahead!

**Omnipotent** · 2013-01-02 13:06

Congrats man, big news.

**Brill Weave** · 2013-01-02 13:08

Originally Posted by Byrthnoth

Actually, on second thought Noah James will be perfect names for your twin boys. Thinking ahead!

Don't fucking wish that on me man.

**Manako** · 2013-01-02 13:10

Grats Brill, Hope all goes well! We can certainly help you pick out a girls name if you need

maybe have a contest for her middle name LOL

**Abandon** · 2013-01-02 13:10

they could be boss tier doubles tennis partners

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