The Tale of Tales

**NotGreyheim** · 2013-01-02 13:20

Just don't name it Shark Hunter. I'm saving that one for my kid... "Shark Hunter von Doom".

**Brill Weave** · 2013-01-02 14:17

She just took a second test by a different manufacturer. I'm going to go ahead and assume the chances of getting two false positives is pretty slim.

**bluefan** · 2013-01-02 14:46

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

She just took a second test by a different manufacturer. I'm going to go ahead and assume the chances of getting two false positives is pretty slim.

http://www.residentadvisor.net/image...0722-front.jpg

**Qalbert** · 2013-01-02 14:54

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Double. Weird.

omen. grats on twins.

**Brill Weave** · 2013-01-02 14:59

Originally Posted by Qalbert

omen. grats on twins.

DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!

**bluefan** · 2013-01-02 15:13

Don't worry Brill. If it is twins, I'm willing to send help with a buncha Jets themed baby stuff.

**Dimmauk** · 2013-01-02 15:18

If its a girl, how about Briana Giselle? LOL

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**Ksandra** · 2013-01-02 15:30

when I went for my first ultrasound, I had the doctor move the camera around as much as possible to make sure there was only one. I then nicknamed her highlander. Make sure the wifey does the same, I've heard horror stories of women not finding out until the second or third ultrasound because of one hiding in the back.

**Manako** · 2013-01-02 15:35

Originally Posted by Ksandra

when I went for my first ultrasound, I had the doctor move the camera around as much as possible to make sure there was only one. I then nicknamed her highlander. Make sure the wifey does the same, I've heard horror stories of women not finding out until the second or third ultrasound because of one hiding in the back.

That is scary.. my stepmother is saying that twins run in our family, and that it would be very likely, she can't wait.

no thanks! She also can't wait for me to have to deal with morning sickness and the baby crying all night, so I'm not sure she has my interests in mind. She'll have quite a long while to wait though, not ready for bearing offspring quite yet.

**Ksandra** · 2013-01-02 15:38

Originally Posted by manako

That is scary.. my stepmother is saying that twins run in our family, and that it would be very likely, she can't wait.

no thanks! She also can't wait for me to have to deal with morning sickness and the baby crying all night, so I'm not sure she has my interests in mind. She'll have quite a long while to wait though, not ready for bearing offspring quite yet.

Ya both my husband and myself have twins that run in our family, and it's like one of my worst fears lmao. In my mom's side it would skip a generation, but my grandma was the twin, so technically, my mom should have had twins. Either that means I'm doomed to have twins or my daughter is. D:

My husband has a first cousin who has two sets of twins..first set is girls, second set is boys...while they're extremely adorable I shudder every time I see them.

**Lucienne** · 2013-01-02 15:42

Originally Posted by Ksandra

My husband has a first cousin who has two sets of twins..first set is girls, second set is boys...while they're extremely adorable I shudder every time I see them.

I've seen my cousin's twins in action. I can only imagine what a nightmare this must be.

**Aksannyi** · 2013-01-02 15:55

My brothers are twins - that gene seems to have skipped me. I'm quite all right with this.

Congrats Brill!

**The Blackrose** · 2013-01-02 16:58

Originally Posted by bluefan

Don't worry Brill. If it is twins, I'm willing to send help with a buncha Jets themed baby stuff.

Just make sure there's nothing involving Sanchez in there.

Grats Brill

**bluefan** · 2013-01-02 17:00

Originally Posted by The Blackrose

Just make sure there's nothing involving Sanchez in there.

Grats Brill

Wrong Jets

Brill knows what I'm talking about though.

**Aksannyi** · 2013-01-02 17:10

Only acceptable garb:
http://images.footballfanatics.com/F...9_xl.jpg&w=600
http://images.footballfanatics.com/F...1_xl.jpg&w=400

Wish I had these when I had my kids.

Also, I was able to watch the game while in delivery, so if your wife is a superfan like you, tune in and watch that shit, it was a good distraction from the contractions. Most women are screaming about the pain, I was yelling "GET THE PUCK" and "HE SHOOTS HE SCOOORES!"

**Outlaw** · 2013-01-02 17:22

Congratulations! A nice way to start off the new year.

**Fievel** · 2013-01-02 17:55

Congrats Brill!

**Melena** · 2013-01-02 18:02

Originally Posted by manako

That is scary.. my stepmother is saying that twins run in our family, and that it would be very likely, she can't wait.

no thanks! She also can't wait for me to have to deal with morning sickness and the baby crying all night, so I'm not sure she has my interests in mind. She'll have quite a long while to wait though, not ready for bearing offspring quite yet.

Future grandparents never have your best intentions in mind. They only see one thing. Revenge for all the shit you put them through when you were a kid. I know my dad is counting the days till I become a father just so he can buy the kids all the toys that make the most annoying noise possible.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-01-02 18:04

Grats!

**zoobernut** · 2013-01-02 18:14

On the bright side if it is twins you can feel some comfort in the fact that it isn't triplets or quintuplets.

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