The Tale of Tales

[Coren]

Future grandparents never have your best intentions in mind. They only see one thing. Revenge for all the shit you put them through when you were a kid. I know my dad is counting the days till I become a father just so he can buy the kids all the toys that make the most annoying noise possible.

This x100. Our parents weren't downright mean (hey I hope you suffer through morning sickness every day), but they do buy all sorts of shit, some of it extremely obnoxious. Seriously, I may bury some of my kid's Christmas presents within a few weeks if he doesn't lay off them. Of course, my wife loves it when he plays with all his new toys... apparently it's annoying when he plays with the boxes and ignores the toys.

Oh, and we have a second on the way as well in June. Woohoo or something!

[Byrthnoth]

they could be boss tier doubles tennis partners

Screw tennis. This is just the start of the Brill United soccer dynasty. Get to work, Coach Brill.

[Abandon]

i bought my niece tickle me elmo years ago, my sister still curses me for this

[Aksannyi]

Elmo is the most evil creature and should die a painful death.

[Sepukku]

So once she's 18 she's safe from Sep right?

Yeah once they reach the Philly Coral its look but don't touch.

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Just kidding, she's gonna be Blush material

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Just kidding, its gonna be a dude.

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But if it was a chick, Brill would raise her to not be a ho like some pittsburgh female constituents.

[Richybear]

If you have twins, name them Henrik and Daniel... unless you have twin boys.

[Indalecia]

Future grandparents never have your best intentions in mind. They only see one thing. Revenge for all the shit you put them through when you were a kid. I know my dad is counting the days till I become a father just so he can buy the kids all the toys that make the most annoying noise possible.

Grandparents and kids share a common enemy.