The MMA Thread of 2013 - Carlos Newton took Tyven's pants off

**tyven** · 2013-03-27 13:54

Don't forget that Georges speaks better English than him too !

**Hitoshura** · 2013-03-27 14:28

Both guys fucking sucked, the fight sucked. Nice beating there GSP, you sure looked "dark".

**AidenCarby** · 2013-03-28 07:33

Fitch/Burkman up next lol, wtf is up with the match making in this promotion.

**Death** · 2013-03-28 12:57

Originally Posted by Hitoshura

Both guys fucking sucked, the fight sucked. Nice beating there GSP, you sure looked "dark".

Boring fight but I thought it was cool to see GSP go toe-to-toe with Diaz midway through the fight. It's obvious GSP never intended on going for a finish (as always). I think his only intention was to prove he could outclass Diaz in every aspect, whether it was standing up or on the ground. I think he at least did a good job of that. Their's no way Diaz deserves a rematch after being outclassed like that. Can't figure out why Diaz wasn't being more aggressive throughout the fight. He's usually the one pushing the pace. Seemed like his head just wasn't right that night (fight-wise). We all know his head isn't right in other regards after that post-presser :/

**Ohemgee** · 2013-03-28 13:17

**Dimmauk** · 2013-03-28 19:53

Originally Posted by Ohemgee

LOL

**Rhyis.** · 2013-03-29 23:08

Was reminded of this fight tonight, felt the need to post it for those that have never seen it.

**Hitoshura** · 2013-03-30 01:33

I bet even Rhyis hasn't seen some of these:

Never laughed at anything that hard as much as I did @ #6.

**Andalusian girls** · 2013-03-30 02:10

when confronted with such brazen masculinity lesser men can only respond with laughter or erections

**Hitoshura** · 2013-03-30 02:18

Was definitely shocking but I fucking lost it when he kneed the ref just to get in a few more shots and then his entire fucking team comes in to hold him down.

**Andalusian girls** · 2013-03-30 02:31

o i was talking about the Frye-Takayama hold and hit fest

**Matthias** · 2013-03-30 05:33

ho-ly-crap i remember the joe son crotch shots haha!!! classic.

who were the guys in the #1 video?

**Rhyis.** · 2013-03-30 09:21

There is nothing fail about Frye/Takayama. That level of manliness only comes about once in a millennia.

Never seen 10-7, and 5. Others I've had those gifs forever.

#4 double KO, the dudes are a bunch of bums but the referee is Shonie Carter. Shonie makes that whole thing even more hilarious.
#2 Joe Son carrying a cross 5 times bigger than him. He was Kimo's manager in one of the old UFCs. He was carrying the "Kimo Cross"

Originally Posted by Matthias

who were the guys in the #1 video?

#1 is Heath Herring vs Yoshihiro Nakao in a K-1 MMA match. The Texas Crazy Horse don't play no homo games.

For your repeated viewing pleasure:

**Rhyis.** · 2013-03-30 09:41

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

The Texas Crazy Horse don't play no homo games.

'Cept with Brock, now that I actually think about it lol

**Hitoshura** · 2013-03-30 11:07

Takayama's fucking face was definitely a fail, holy fuck. Did Don Frye look anywhere near that bad at the end of the fight? LOL

The rocky theme blaring in the background kind of makes the entire video even better. Could have definitely lived without seeing Joe Son in a fucking goddamn thong, I saw the entire "fight" on youtube and it was even more pathetic and hilarious. Dude is a fucking psycho or just thought he was on a pro wrestling taping.

**Rhyis.** · 2013-03-30 11:15

When you got a face as perfect as the Hawtness has, it can only go down hill in Hawtness after a fight like that. Fyre's face was padded with mustache. No damage got through.

**Dimmauk** · 2013-03-30 11:57

Nothing fazes the Major of Metro City!

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/122/haggar7vr.jpg

**Hitoshura** · 2013-03-30 12:42

He mastered professional wrestling guys, even tougher than training UFC.

**Matthias** · 2013-03-30 14:17

i just looked up joe son on wikipedia, goodness:

Son pleaded guilty to felony vandalism in 2008 and was placed on probation. As a condition of his plea agreement, Son was required to provide a DNA sample. In 2008, the DNA sample was linked to a 1990 gang rape. Already in custody for a probation violation, Son was arrested at the Theo Lacy facility on October 7, 2008.[5]

In October 2008, Son was charged by California authorities in relation to his participation in a 1990 gang rape. He was initially charged in Orange County, California, with five counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force. He faced a maximum sentence of 275 years to life if convicted.[2][6][7]

Son and an accomplice tortured and repeatedly raped the victim before releasing her with her underwear tied around her eyes. During the trial the woman said Son told her: 'It's Christmas. This is your lucky day.'

Before jury selection began for his trial in early August 2011, the initial charges against Son were dropped having expired due to the statute of limitations. Son was then charged with conspiracy to commit torture and murder, crimes which have no statute of limitations.[8] In late August, Son was found guilty of one felony count of torture.

During the trial, the Orange County District Attorney's Office maintained that both Son and his co-defendant, Santiago Lopez Gaitan, pistol-whipped their female victim, threatened to kill her repeatedly, and raped her before finally releasing her. His co-defendant in the case Santiago Gaitan, 40, pleaded guilty to rape, kidnapping and other charges, and was sentenced to 17 years and four months in prison.[9] In September 2011, Son was sentenced to life in prison. In October 2011, Son was accused of killing his cellmate, a convicted sex offender.[10][11] Son has been charged with a First Degree Murder in Wasco State Prison where he allegedly killed a sexual offender. The case is still pending and Joe Son will stand trial. The murder happened on October 10, 2011, on "B" Yard Reception, building 5.

also, what is the story with this?

Loss 0–3 Joe Moreira Submission (terror)

**Bilopdop** · 2013-03-30 14:30

The best part of #1 was Heath Herring explaining himself. "I'm not gay...I'm not gay."

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