The MMA Thread of 2013 - Carlos Newton took Tyven's pants off

**Rhyis.** · 2013-03-31 01:44

Originally Posted by Matthias

also, what is the story with this: Loss 0–3 Joe Moreira Submission (terror)?

It's pretty much an urban legend at this point. There is no video footage of this fight anywhere. Some say Son ran off during the staredown, others say he got hit once and then ran off. I dunno it could be anything, and anybody that says they know is a filthy liar.

**Hitoshura** · 2013-03-31 01:45

Could be that he got scared and forfeit, there is no listed time. lol reminds me of TKO (retirement)

**Rhyis.** · 2013-03-31 02:14

Emmanuel Yarborough made a dude tap out by smothering him with his belly fat. True story.

**Dimmauk** · 2013-03-31 06:54

Was it the same UFC that Hackney beat both?

**Rhyis.** · 2013-03-31 10:40

If only.

**AidenCarby** · 2013-03-31 15:01

Sweden on the verge of pulling off the trolliest of April Fools, their national news is reporting Gus has a big cut that might prevent him from fighting.

**Hitoshura** · 2013-03-31 15:50

Man, who would replace him? Hendo? Machida?

**AidenCarby** · 2013-03-31 15:58

Hendo has a fight, and I really don't feel like seeing Machida/Jones again.

**tyven** · 2013-03-31 16:12

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Hendo has a fight, and I really don't feel like seeing Machida/Jones again.

Gus is fighting mousasi

**AidenCarby** · 2013-03-31 16:28

Originally Posted by tyven

Gus is fighting mousasi

We know this, I'm sayin the fight is in limbo as of right now: http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Sou...Jeopardy-51339

Could be an elaborate fucking April fools joke though, idk.

**Matthias** · 2013-03-31 16:31

mmatorch.com:

UPDATE: MMANytt.se has updated their report with word from the SMMAF, who has confirmed Gustafsson's injury, and say they're 99% sure Gustafsson will not be approved to fight. Per the report, three separate doctors checked it and believe it will take weeks to heal.

**Matthias** · 2013-03-31 16:35

as far as replacements go, are glover texeira (sp?) or phil davis booked?

**tyven** · 2013-03-31 16:35

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

We know this, I'm sayin the fight is in limbo as of right now: http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Sou...Jeopardy-51339

Could be an elaborate fucking April fools joke though, idk.

It sounded like you thought machida was stepping in to fight Jones not mousasi.

**AidenCarby** · 2013-03-31 16:35

Glover fighting Te Huna, Davis fighting Vinny.

**AidenCarby** · 2013-03-31 16:36

Originally Posted by tyven

It sounded like you thought machida was stepping in to fight Jones not mousasi.

Machida vs Gus = Machida winning, getting shot vs. Jones.

**tyven** · 2013-03-31 16:59

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Machida vs Gus = Machida winning, getting shot vs. Jones.

Machida vs mousasi still a fight id like to see. Jones beats anyone so doesn't matter really

**Hitoshura** · 2013-04-02 10:27

Apparently it may be Wand vs Mousasi. I don't know why on earth he would take that fight on such short notice, but should be interesting to say the least..

**AidenCarby** · 2013-04-02 10:30

Was an April fools pranks dude.

**Rhyis.** · 2013-04-02 10:33

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/cho...dard_400.0.jpg

**Brill Weave** · 2013-04-02 10:56

Jesus Christ that's scary.

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