2012-13 NFL Wild Card Weekend: Win It for Ray

[Marootsoobutsu]

Guess I should've been more clear. Yeah, I know Revis has held out and all that shit, but I've never seen him go through this level of bitchmode that this Sherman dude's going through, thinking he's the best shit to ever play football. Plus Revis was doin what any smart football player does, and that's get his before he helps some shitty team try to win games.

That's my opinion anyway. Maybe there's another talented shutdown corner out there I should have referred to, though, so my bad for that.

A little past his prime, but Champ Bailey never did that kind of crap. He's not #1 or #2 discussion right now, but he was for a decade.

[archibaldcrane]

You guys realize that Sherman is roiding right? NFLPA collective bargaining means drug tests only say positive, not for what drug. Players can say shit like "adderall lol" and that's all that you know.

[tyven]

for the first part of the century pacman jones has been the most unstoppable force in football and also a model of class and sophistication. these spear chuckers need to clean it up.

[Dimmauk]

Cowboy fans on facebook celebrated RGIII getting hurt. Hypocrites.

[Headspace]

You guys realize that Sherman is roiding right? NFLPA collective bargaining means drug tests only say positive, not for what drug. Players can say shit like "adderall lol" and that's all that you know.

There's no evidence Sherman is roiding or even on adderall.

[Xajii]

There's no evidence Sherman is roiding or even on adderall.

Lol

[tyven]

HES PROB JUST SMOKIN DEM TREES

[Nephlite]

i fucking hate redskins fans.

Love you too.

Was a good game. Couldn't watch it but heard it. Had me almost shooting the dash a few times. I'm going with most of the fans around here and just rejoicing over two wins over the Cowboys. Made my season.

[Mertron]

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[Nephlite]

Damn. Too soon. Still pretty funny.

[tyven]

lol

[Mertron]

So lets talk about the most important aspect of the NFL Head Coaching search.

People talk about things like success and experience at the NFL level, innovation at the college level, ability to manage a game, game plan, reach the players. People talk about whether the head coach is a "players coach" or a "disciplinarian". While there are points to be made for any of these things, there is one aspect that far outweighs any of this cliched mediaspeak.

How punchable is the face of your head coach?

Simply put, if your head coach has a face that screams "please punch me" then you have yourselves a shitty head coach. Let us take a look at the faces of punchability in the head coaching game.

Are these guys good NFL head coaches?

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/def...195c3e55f7.jpg
Look at him. He's like Santa Claus, especially now wearing red in KC. He's a big huggable bear, you wouldnt punch Andy Reid in the face. You would wrap your arms around him and take in that sweaty smell between his gregarious bosom. I bet it smells like hot dogs in there. Andy Reid, not punchable in the face.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/ext...ghlin.wind.jpg
Observe, it's your grandpa. He's pretty much an old dick and keeps reminding you you are worthless and kids these days are terrible. But you love grandpa. You wouldnt punch him in the face. He would probably die if you did so. Tom Coughlin, not punchable in the face.

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This sexy motherfucker. Men want to be him. Women also want to be him probably, those fucking whores. Has the respect of his players. If you were a football player this is who you want to play for. You cant punch this guy in the face. Because he is black and he will probably shoot you.

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Would you punch Sean Payton in the face? Of course not. He's like five feet tall and looks like he is 12. You can go to jail for that. He's a cocky motherfucker but you would want to have a beer with him. You would not punch this guy in the face.

You wanna know who you would punch in the face? Let me show you some fucking punchable faces.

http://thefootbawlblog.files.wordpre...1/schwartz.jpg
This smug fuck. Tell me you dont want to punch him in the face. You cant.

http://www.tylertxdirectory.com/wp-c...wboys-fans.jpg
Right in the face.

http://cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.co...ryan.jpg?w=300
Right in his fat face.

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Norv Turners face is so god damned punchable he wants to punch himself in his own god damned face. Which is good because if you tried to punch him in the face your knuckles would probably get stuck in his turkey neck.

The problem with this theory is, of course, Bill Belichick. Most would agree he is a good coach. But god damn if he doesnt have a punchable face:
http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2...48379e970c.jpg

However, I have worked out a theory behind this. Remember, Bill Belichick was a shitty coach with the Browns, and his face was as punchable as ever back then. He still has the same face, but now he dresses like a homeless guy who spits in a water bottle and sprays it on your windshield when you are stuck in traffic coming towards the Lincoln Tunnel. And he sprays his spit on the windshield and pretends to clean it and demands a dollar. But fuck you I'm not giving you a dollar, you made my windshield worse. But do you punch that homeless guy in the face? Of course not, you just come back late at night and give him 50 bucks for a half and half, then stab him with your car keys and throw him into the Hudson. Bill Belichick knows he has a punchable face and dresses like a homeless person to disguise it, to make himself a better coach.

With this in mind, let us look at the face of Chip Kelly.
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This creepy motherfucker looks like a pedophile. I only wish I had 24 different hands so I could have a fresh one at the ready to punch him in the face all day long while giving each hand 23 hours to rest between beatings. When Blount was at Oregon and he knocked out that guy from Boise State it was actually because he was so mad at how shitty a coach Chip Kelly is that he was trying to punch him in the face and missed.

If you have a fucking punchable face you will never be successful in the NFL. Chip Kelly, Bad NFL Coach.

[Mertron]

and bleacher report just posted an article saying chip kelly has narrowed it down between the eagles and staying at oregon

my fists are at the ready

[Buffy]

I shall now eat pasta in your honor. I approve.

[Dimmauk]

LOL

[Dimmauk]

The Packers coach from the movie Bridesmaids is very punchable in the face.

[Rhinox]

and bleacher report just posted an article saying chip kelly has narrowed it down between the eagles and staying at oregon

my fists are at the ready

cam on

[Rhinox]

Hey remember when all you niggers were doubting Russ for the first 2 qtrs in the game?


remember when some dumbass were citing DVOA stats saying the seahawks had no chance?


me too

[Mertron]

peter king and other outfits confirming its between the eagles and staying at oregon

nfl.com reporting part of the eagles pitch to kelly was mike vick

oh god

[Mertron]

i dont want these feels anymore