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    Blue Gartr: The Game

    Characters suck.

    Ksandra doesn't even take up the whole screen.

    Terrible circle jerk.

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    Spoken like a Spamdaran

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    He's obviously a minion of the Dark Emperor.

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    I wonder if Gulkeeva performed simultaneous fellatio on a horse and a horse.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    bitter he's not in the trailer

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    The game is about containing spam, how am I not in the trailer? It has all our mortal enemies and then 2 throwaways who should have been shown maintaining a krispy kreme and the other one fucking animals.

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    w/e, I'm in the trailer, suck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    bitter he's not in the trailer
    This is some potassium chloride level bitter and salt.

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    You should be offended at the thought of being defeated by Vandole or Gulkeeva. That is all.

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    Any of them individually, sure... but think of it this way:
    Look how many of them it takes to bring me down.

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    The fuck are ya'll talking about

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    Re: Blue Gartr: The Game

    Am I at least in this muthafucker?

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    Newp.

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    Also, Kuno... if you see this you know you need to make me Sekundes level hard if I am a boss.


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    LEONAZIUM

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    just watched trailer, biggest circlejerk I've seen on BG and coming from spam that says a lot. Also, Krye's name was spelled wrong.

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    i am also in the trailer. i also lol'd at the ryko rukenshin mash-up. how 2006

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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    just watched trailer, biggest circlejerk I've seen on BG and coming from spam that says a lot.
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    damn, even brilliam is jealous.

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