2013 NHL Season Thread: TUUKKA RASK, HE'S FROM FINLAND, AND IS INELIGIBLE TO BECOME MAYOR

[Izzy]

Oh, we're doing team writeups! Let me tell you what I think the Sabres lines should look like:

Line 1: http://1.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8470598.jpg http://2.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8474570.jpg http://2.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8469506.jpg

Line 2: http://1.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8470598.jpg http://2.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8474570.jpg http://2.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8469506.jpg

Line 3: http://1.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8470598.jpg http://2.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8474570.jpg http://2.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8469506.jpg

Line 4: http://3.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8473722.jpg http://3.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8473722.jpg http://3.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8473722.jpg

Goalie: http://www.hockeyhub.net/store/media...ipers_edge.jpg

[Izzy]

I also have a new title lol.

[Bregor]

Izzy plays NHL'13 with no line changes or offsides.

[Aksannyi]

What the Sabres 1st line should look like:

http://1.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8470598.jpg http://2.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8474570.jpg http://2.cdn.nhle.com/sabres/v2/photos/mugs/8469506.jpg

What the Sabres 1st line actually looks like:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qg7E1KbEUM...as-640-480.gif




Couldn't resist Izzy.

[Ishido]

What the Sabres should look like: 22 players

What the Sabres do look like: Thomas Vanek

[Izzy]

What the Sabres should look like: 22 players

What the Sabres do look like: Thomas Vanek

Also accurate.

[Bregor]

My friend has two full season tickets to the Caps and can't go tomorrow, gave them to me if I snag some pucks for him at the charity sale. I HOPE WE CAN BEAT FLORIDA LOLOLOLOL

[Izzy]

Izzy plays NHL'13 with no line changes or offsides.

When I was a kid, I played NHL96 with offsides off and no line changes.

I was also that asshole who would skate down the side and take a slapshot for a goal 99% of the time.

[Bregor]

When I was a kid, I played NHL96 with offsides off and no line changes.

I was also that asshole who would skate down the side and take a slapshot for goal 99% of the time.

UGH STOP DOING THE MOVE WE BANNED IT SERIOUSLY STOP OR I'M TELLING MOM

[BadKarma]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozan...rth-1-billion/

Maple Leafs, Rangers and Canadiens make up 80% of the leagues revenue lol

[bluefan]

Smallest market team worth $200million?

http://espn.go.com/photo/2013/0106/p...in01jr_400.jpg

[Callisto]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozan...rth-1-billion/

Maple Leafs, Rangers and Canadiens make up 80% of the leagues revenue lol

this was two months ago, and shot down all over as wildly inaccurate

[KoalaTrap]

Regarding the Caps. I hope Ovie can return to form eventually. He was so fun to watch when he was on a tear. That crazy goal he scored in Phoenix always come to mind. John Buccigross wrote a column about how Ovie could threaten Gretz's goal record only three years ago. It's mind boggling how it actually went.

http://espn.go.com/blog/sportscenter...%80%99s-record

[Bregor]

this was two months ago, and shot down all over as wildly inaccurate

Don't ruin his Rags fapfest!

[Callisto]

Izzy why are some of those pictures not Vanek? Pretty sure Pegula has enough money to get him cloned.

[Bregor]

wat

[Izzy]

http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/20...ded-game-recap

Holy shit Habs fans are fucking whiners. That whole thing reads like an angry 15 year old wrote it.

[Wulfgang]

http://dryislandcastaways.wordpress....ary-uncovered/

Patrick Kane's diary while in Switzerland:

December 1st, 2013

Dear Diary,

My mom setup a play date with TyTy! [Editor's Note: TyTy is Tyler Seguin.] It was super fun. We stayed up late, had a pillow fight, talked about gurrrrrrrlz. We even told each other’s fortunes! TyTy is going to live in a big mansion, marry Brad Pitt, and have 20 babies! OMG LOL! I wasn’t so lucky. I’m going to live in a box under a viaduct, marry Tommy Lee Jones (ewwwwww! he’s soooooo ollllld!), and raise ferrets. :’(((((( I think TyTy rigged it.

Buh-byeeeeee,

Patty

[Mote]

Holy shit Habs fans are fucking whiners.

/shocked!

[Izzy]

Rata is probably the most level headed one I've seen. The rest...I don't know.