2013 NHL Season Thread: TUUKKA RASK, HE'S FROM FINLAND, AND IS INELIGIBLE TO BECOME MAYOR

[Sepukku]

Also don't you start repping Anna Kendrick, she's my girl and I will not have her sullied by your praise.

Shes an angel and my future wife

[Brill Weave]

Alright folks, it's official. Little sprout has been identified as a boy. Name will be Noah James. So fucking stoked right now.

[Ratatapa]

Wait you have the right to reproduce?

[Sepukku]

Wait you have the right to reproduce?

I jokingly thought you sucked, but now I really think you're awful.

Congrats Brill. Work on flicking the wrists with him early.

[Ratatapa]

I jokingly thought you sucked, but now I really think you're awful.

Congrats Brill. Work on flicking the wrists with him early.

lol

[Sepukku]

laugh it up cocksucker; 5'4" french surrender monkey. Why are you like the only Canadian that doesnt play hockey? Oh thats right, cause you'd get your midget ass handed to you

[Ratatapa]

Sepp gets trolled so easily it's actually kinda fun

[Brill Weave]

laugh it up cocksucker; 5'4" french surrender monkey. Why are you like the only Canadian that doesnt play hockey? Oh thats right, cause you'd get your midget ass handed to you

/angry mode engaged. One of the first things that crossed my mind was how early is too early to work on wrist shots in the game room lol.

[isladar]

Alright folks, it's official. Little sprout has been identified as a boy. Name will be Noah James. So fucking stoked right now.

Congratulations, dear! I like the name as well, and thank god you're not turning out Aiden #2893473. Also I'm going to have to insist he be referred to as "sprout" well into his college years.

[bluefan]

Congrats Brill. Better have that hockey/college fund fattened up.

We expect free NHL tickets when your boy rolls into our cities. Chop chop.

[Sepukku]

/angry mode engaged. One of the first things that crossed my mind was how early is too early to work on wrist shots in the game room lol.

When I was 6, I had my first net, full set of goalie pads, and sticks and I played with my neighbor in the driveway. We still have the same garage door all covered in dents/dings from slap shots as we got older, I will take a picture this weekend, Im on my way to work now though

[Sepukku]

Parting thoughts:

http://www.etonline.com/music/132850...s_Music_Video/

[Brill Weave]

Congratulations, dear! I like the name as well, and thank god you're not turning out Aiden #2893473. Also I'm going to have to insist he be referred to as "sprout" well into his college years.

Yeah sprout is definitely going to remain as his nickname I'm sure. Will be funny if he ends up as tall as I am.

[Callisto]

Alright folks, it's official. Little sprout has been identified as a boy. Name will be Noah James. So fucking stoked right now.

congrats, proper age to begin skating is about 2 1/2

[Ratatapa]

congrats, proper age to begin skating is about 2 1/2

Make him learn to skate at the same time as learning to walk, learning 2 stuff at once! Brill is pro i'm sure he can teach him!

[Palin]

Grats Brill!

[Cail]

Grats Brill. I approve on sprout as well!

[Xajii]

Remember when they made a show called L'il Bill

I'ma need some L'il Brill. God I hope he can accrue some stories as good as his dad's. Congrats

[Aksannyi]

Very awesome, Brill, congrats!

[NynJa]

Congratulations, dear! I like the name as well, and thank god you're not turning out Aiden #2893473. Also I'm going to have to insist he be referred to as "sprout" well into his college years.

I can imagine the grade school teachers now:
"Roll call!
Aiden A?
Michael?
Alicia?
Aiden C?
Aiden D?
Nathan?
Catherine?
Aiden Fluckernoodle?
Aiden Fwhwads?
Aiden G?
....


its an ugly name too