2013 NHL Season Thread: TUUKKA RASK, HE'S FROM FINLAND, AND IS INELIGIBLE TO BECOME MAYOR

[Wulfgang]

I woke up this morning and the first conscious thought to cross my mind was AHAHAHAHAHAHA MIKE SMITH YOU MAD

I woke up this morning and the first conscious thought to cross my mind was "fuck why did I drink last night." Body is not pleased.

[Sepukku]

My first hockey thought was somethingsomethingfirstplace....

[Mote]

On one hand I'm sad there's not a game today. On the other hand, the penguins probably need a night off.

[Mote]

At some point, I assume that Crosby will score points, too.

[Jamison]

At some point, I assume that Crosby will score points, too.

I'm torn. I mean as long as we keep winning I don't care, but at some point him and Malkin really need to have more of a presence on the ice.

[Ratatapa]

Tyler Kennedy has more goals

Just saying

[Brill Weave]

I'm torn. I mean as long as we keep winning I don't care, but at some point him and Malkin really need to have more of a presence on the ice.

It was only the second game of the season. Malkin had three points. How much more of a presence do you want him to have? They'll get their points.

[isladar]

I woke up this morning and the first conscious thought to cross my mind was AHAHAHAHAHAHA MIKE SMITH YOU MAD

I lay in bed for an hour afterwards talking to my husband about our goalie problems. Then I drifted off to sleep replaying MikeSmith.gif in my head.

[Brill Weave]

What if the Hawks traded Kaner for Smith straight up?

[isladar]

This is mad late, but seriously hilarious : Luongo after the 7-3 shellacking:

"I felt I should have had both of those goals," Luongo said. "But in general I felt pretty good, made some good saves, was seeing the puck well. If only Teemu could retire now, I'd be all set."

I'm starting to heart that man.

[Mote]

Carcillo is out for a month, already. Good thing the hawks signed him to that extension.

[Mote]

That is, what we would call in the industry, Selamis-bait.

[isladar]

A big-titted MILF?

[Jamison]

It was only the second game of the season. Malkin had three points. How much more of a presence do you want him to have? They'll get their points.

You're right of course. I'm not upset, who could be with a gorilla and a flying lawn mower telling me not to?!? As for Crosby, he just hasn't really found a groove yet, and I'm just thankful there's enough skill on the team to still do well.

[Cail]

its monday and theres day time hockey! even if it is the shitbruins and the shitlanders

[Cail]

also, not that i want to watch them, but i dont know why i dont get islanders games on tv, living in ct. yes, for this week i get them on center ice, but it seems weird i get the other 3. probably cuz the islanders suck and dont get a good tv deal.

also, yahoo sucks cuz the games havent even started yet, but i cant fix my lineup that i forgot to fix...

[isladar]

http://ilemi.pe/72343/1/Watch-New-Yo...ay-Lightning-/

already missed a near line-brawl

[bluefan]

GAME TIME BITCHES!

[Brill Weave]

Aww I'm at work and there's a game on And there are too many other members of the management team here for me to jump on Vipbox. This makes me sad.

[Cail]

blue, olli needs to do more than .8FP today! hes not living up to having my team named after him!