Gamers are entitled man-boobies

[Mizango]

Faggots like you were the reason I had to shoot absolutely everything before going near it, and couldn't just turn a god damn corner. Motherfuckers and their mines.

ROFL

Running sideways to run away from people because niggas weren't paying attention that strafing was faster than normal running.

My nigga, lol.

[Abandon]

when i played with cousins, you could CHOOSE to play with oddjob; you just weren't allowed to snitch after you caught an ass whoopin from everyone else playing or watching.the older/bigger cousins got away with it at first, but then the rest of us hit high school, and shit came to a screeching halt

[Abandon]

Running sideways to run away from people because niggas weren't paying attention that strafing was faster than normal running.

damn nigga, go outside sometimes

[AoE]

damn nigga, go outside sometimes

Acknowledgement that you would've got wrecked in Goldeneye.

[Abandon]

i didn't play much back then; i was into sports and all sorts of other shit. In college, though? When a dispute couldn't be settled, it was either Goldeneye, Halo (the original) or Mario Kart 64.

[Brill Weave]

Goldeneye solved almost all of my childhood disputes. Loved me some proximity mines.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

goldeneye and mario kart caused all the disputes in my neighborhood. until we got a sega saturn and daytona usa, then we'd just get high and try to beat our best times on the courses.

[Brill Weave]

Fucking hated that Rooooooolllling Start lyric. We used to mute the tv just so we wouldn't have to hear it. I still have my Saturn. Love that fucking thing.

[Antithesis]

People who swore they knew how to clear the shortcuts in Wario's Stadium and Rainbow Road were the best. It's lap three and their still determined as fuck to jump that wall even though they keep face planting at every attempt.

[AoE]

People who swore they knew how to clear the shortcuts in Wario's Stadium and Rainbow Road were the best. It's lap three and their still determined as fuck to jump that wall even though they keep face planting at every attempt.

lmao oh man. The memories.

[Demosthenes]

People who swore they knew how to clear the shortcuts in Wario's Stadium and Rainbow Road were the best. It's lap three and their still determined as fuck to jump that wall even though they keep face planting at every attempt.

If they can't make them, then they suck.

[Demosthenes]

Niggas don't know about Royal Raceway and Mario Raceway shortcuts. Motherfuckers wildin' when I use the star to shortcut on kalahari desert.

[Demosthenes]

Dat getting stuck on toads turnpike!

[Milkster]

Watching relationships end over Mario Kart is the greatest.

[Brill Weave]

Mario Kart was serious shit man. Bragging rights were always on the line.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

gay men breaking up over mario kart. I want to see this happen.

[Brill Weave]

They break up because one of them wore plaid shorts after July.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

make jokes all you want I'm still going to shoot you

[Milkster]

They break up because one of them wore plaid shorts after July.

[Milkster]

Turning you into a reaction to use against... well, you: Priceless.