She forced me to sit

**Xajii** · 2013-01-16 15:43

Originally Posted by Milkster

Just sort of fell out my underwear that way. I was 17 when I took that haven't had to take a new one since.

Holy shit you are retarded lol

**Qalbert** · 2013-01-16 15:46

dunno whether to quote it into best of bg or worst of bg

**Rocl** · 2013-01-16 15:48

why would you admit to posting child porn even if it's of yourself

**Churchill** · 2013-01-16 15:59

And that's why I consider him to be mazmaz status

**Lucienne** · 2013-01-16 16:14

Lets just assume he was trolling. For the sake of my mental health.

**Charismatic** · 2013-01-16 16:16

Originally Posted by Churchill

And that's why I consider him to be mazmaz status

Well, to be fair... everyone here is Mazmaz status aside from those who want me to have consensual sex with them in the missionary position.

**Rocl** · 2013-01-16 16:17

i am neither fat nor canadian

**Howie Roary** · 2013-01-16 16:19

I'm tempted to let Jay missionary me rather than be mazmaz status

**Howie Roary** · 2013-01-16 16:19

pretty terrifying dickotomy

**Rocl** · 2013-01-16 16:20

His statement is vague enough that you could interpret it as either partner getting the dick

the fact you automatically assumed you'd get the dicking is telling

**Howie Roary** · 2013-01-16 16:23

I think it's more that I stopped any process of thought after nearly being reduced to mazmaz status

someone says "are you a retard or do you want to leave?" you probably don't think too long about the manner in which you will leave

**Rocl** · 2013-01-16 16:24

when two dicks meet always think twice

**Howie Roary** · 2013-01-16 16:25

when you put it like that, you make sound a lot gayer than missionary

**Charismatic** · 2013-01-16 16:43

Originally Posted by Rocl

His statement is vague enough that you could interpret it as either partner getting the dick

the fact you automatically assumed you'd get the dicking is telling

I think Howie is just smart enough to know that it wouldn't be consensual if I were getting the dick.

**Howie Roary** · 2013-01-16 16:53

I had to read that twice, and then I wished I never read it at all

**Abandon** · 2013-01-16 17:29

similar threads, lol

**Qalbert** · 2013-01-16 18:01

Originally Posted by Howie Roary

I think it's more that I stopped any process of thought after nearly being reduced to mazmaz status

coincidentally having no thought process is mazmaz status

**Brill Weave** · 2013-01-16 18:11

Originally Posted by Qalbert

dunno whether to quote it into best of bg or worst of bg

I'm truly at a loss right now. I can't believe someone would be dumb enough to post that. Joking or not.

**Brill Weave** · 2013-01-16 18:12

I can't figure out where it belongs either. An argument can be made for both I suppose.

**Howie Roary** · 2013-01-16 18:42

he kinda Colenzo'd himself

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