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  1. 2013-01-23 15:44 #41
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    Re: STD

    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    swab? you sure?

    first time I ever got tested, uh 12 years ago? I got the swab, dry qtip in a flaccid dry dong, FFFFFFFFFFFF

    anyway after the next partner I got tested again to be on the safe side (since I always rawdog it in relationships) and I cringed and asked if they were gonna use the swab


    dude looks at me and said that method hasn't been used in years and anything that could ever require it can get the same results from a urine sample (the first 20ml)

    tl;dr - anyone giving you a swab after 1995 is probably a religious nut punishing you
    I got it done probably... 3 years ago? But this was at a shit facility that sshould barely qualify as a hospital in my redneck college town so I wouldn't be surprises of that is a.completely outdated method

    They also gave me a shitton of antibiotics because they assumed STD even though it didn't end up being that
  2. 2013-01-23 16:05 #42
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    I hope they don't do that with girls, certain (probably most?) antibiotics can make your BC ineffective
  3. 2013-01-23 20:49 #43
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    from now on if a doctor ever proposes the swab i'm killing a nigga
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    p. much
  5. 2013-01-24 04:03 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    swab? you sure?

    first time I ever got tested, uh 12 years ago? I got the swab, dry qtip in a flaccid dry dong, FFFFFFFFFFFF

    anyway after the next partner I got tested again to be on the safe side (since I always rawdog it in relationships) and I cringed and asked if they were gonna use the swab


    dude looks at me and said that method hasn't been used in years and anything that could ever require it can get the same results from a urine sample (the first 20ml)

    tl;dr - anyone giving you a swab after 1995 is probably a religious nut punishing you
    She said because I just took a piss before I walked in they had to use the swab. I already thought it was swab time as well either way
  6. 2013-01-24 09:26 #46
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  7. 2013-01-24 15:41 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    She said because I just took a piss before I walked in they had to use the swab. I already thought it was swab time as well either way
    oh, that is maybe reasonable, as both methods technically work

    I would have come back another day though, f the swab
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    Quote Originally Posted by shepardG View Post
    Yall all sound like pirates. Swabswabswab
    yeah but you swab the dick not deck
  9. 2013-01-30 18:24 #49
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    loool
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post

    lol
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    this was her if anyone remembers this pic i posted
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    hope she is cool with the std
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    I love you baby have some clap.
    You know he only deals with the classiest of women, she already built an immunity to the clap, d'uh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    I think it's Chlamydia. This HD here gives you antibiotics (after you tell them your symptoms) and makes you wait 2 weeks for the results. I had to get the ol swab in the dick as well for the 2nd time in my life.
    Did you get the pill or the injection? Sittin in the clinic and listening to people just talk is funny as fuck
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