You not fucking her good enough if her legs not still shakin when y'all done
I'm a ugly nigga but my personality & sense of humor make females attracted to me
lol
I like my shorties thick because when we have sex it be like I'm workin out liftin weights so its a win-win
qalbert did you have a stroke
Niggas that hate never have any bitches
qalbert, arrested for being a dick
Sometimes you just gotta shake your head & not say shit
Everyday I like to wake up & smoke a blunt of loud right afta I brush my teeth dats been a Lil richuwoah of mine fa a while now
This weed taste like a lightskin chick
what the fuck am i reading
i think a black fellow stole qalberts laptop
i like how you referred to the thief as a fellow
I heard somewhere they could only give you 2 years max if u robbed a bank if its ya first time
what do i do with the two years they give me
is that like getting two extra lives in mario bros
You got to get you a young mom on your team because u kno she gon have the best snacks in her kitchen