North Korean Sabre Rattling 2013 We Nuclear Baby!

[BaneTheBrawler]

that sort of propaganda would work great if SK and the U.S. were both under the command of one Super-President George B. McClellan.

[mightyg]

Classic rookie mistake of showing South Korea's sprawling cities and citizens casually going about their business at the end.

[Harajuku]

So, I'm curious. Does NK already have these weapons/equipment already setup on the field just sitting there, facing SK? Wouldn't SK/American spy satellites notice them setting up all this stuff? Lol. I don't understand what can be so surprising and pre-emptive about the attack, assuming we're able to monitor 24/7? Missiles will rain down "from the heavens" on their shit before they can even pull it out the garage?

[Athas]

As I understand it they have weapon platforms hidden all throughout the jungle areas near the border which makes identifying and tracking them from drones/satellites difficult.

[noblemountain]

They've had artillery pointed at Seoul for a long long time. Who knows how much of it is truly operational still. I would venture to say we know about most, if not all, of their stuff near the border. That being said, it would be a stretch to say we could take it out before they got off enough rounds to kill millions of people in Seoul.

[Kerberoz]

It's like you're eating at a curry joint and there's a tard in the next booth, making random tater noises and occasionally flicking napkins at his non-tard sibling, while the tard wrangler really doesn't want to be there. You'd like to smack the chromosomally-embellished twat, but you know it would just end up with it sperging out, getting curry all over the innocent sibling, shitting on the floor and pissing off the rest of the diners, and the tard wrangler having to reluctantly put down their iPhone and sue your ass, so instead you just give the brat a quarter to go buy some M&Ms from the vending machine. Ree-tee then buys a bouncy ball instead and threatens the sibling with it, but since it'll probably just end up missing and getting hit by the ricochet, you leave well enough alone.

[Eurell]

It's like you're eating at a curry joint and there's a tard in the next booth, making random tater noises and occasionally flicking napkins at his non-tard sibling, while the tard wrangler really doesn't want to be there. You'd like to smack the chromosomally-embellished twat, but you know it would just end up with it sperging out, getting curry all over the innocent sibling, shitting on the floor and pissing off the rest of the diners, and the tard wrangler having to reluctantly put down their iPhone and sue your ass, so instead you just give the brat a quarter to go buy some M&Ms from the vending machine. Ree-tee then buys a bouncy ball instead and threatens the sibling with it, but since it'll probably just end up missing and getting hit by the ricochet, you leave well enough alone.

yes

[Callisto]

doesn't telling everyone up front in a video that you're going to do a surprise an attack make it not a surprise attack

[Aurara]

doesn't telling everyone up front in a video that you're going to do a surprise an attack make it not a surprise attack

They probably think we won't be able to defend ourselves.

[Plow]

doesn't telling everyone up front in a video that you're going to do a surprise an attack make it not a surprise attack

we are NOT attacking RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Eurell]

doesn't telling everyone up front in a video that you're going to do a surprise an attack make it not a surprise attack

I was thinking the exact same thing lol. They didnt even just say what they would do, they listed off exact numbers of soldiers and missiles and timelines of that shit.

[Qalbert]

but don't you see the genius of it? It's a surprise because no one expects it to actually happen like that.

[BaneTheBrawler]

DOUBLE BLUFF

also idk why you're taking the numbers and timeline from a propaganda video seriously. 3 days? their own high command doesnt actually believe this shit. and, if they do, then what the fuck are we worried about? day 4 a carrier group arrives from its previous deployment location and bombs the silly assholes while they're having their victory parade.

[Waraji]

DOUBLE BLUFF

also idk why you're taking the numbers and timeline from a propaganda video seriously. 3 days? their own high command doesnt actually believe this shit. and, if they do, then what the fuck are we worried about? day 4 a carrier group arrives from its previous deployment location and bombs the silly assholes while they're having their victory parade.

Don't we have jets stationed on Japan? Let alone the per-emptive carrier chilling hours time away, just waiting for them to pull anything. It won't take days for retaliation, it would most probably be instant.

[Abandon]

There's seriously like 11 bases on Okinawa alone, not to mention Kadena AFB is one of the biggest air bases the U.S. has.

[Chamaan]

The truth of the matter is found in that final line, where they explain they're releasing their plan because they're brave men of valor and will defeat us without question, and our cowardice shows by not telling them how we'll fight them. All a ruse to get intel.

http://youtu.be/cO84ijx4xk0

[Eurell]

DOUBLE BLUFF

also idk why you're taking the numbers and timeline from a propaganda video seriously. 3 days? their own high command doesnt actually believe this shit. and, if they do, then what the fuck are we worried about? day 4 a carrier group arrives from its previous deployment location and bombs the silly assholes while they're having their victory parade.

Nobody is taking it seriously lol

[Seraph]

Surprise peace. We never saw it not coming.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I was thinking the exact same thing lol. They didnt even just say what they would do, they listed off exact numbers of soldiers and missiles and timelines of that shit.

then what's this?

[Eurell]

then what's this?

Laughing at how ridiculous NK is? Like this entire thread? Notice the lol.

Nobody is taking them seriously.