North Korean Sabre Rattling 2013 We Nuclear Baby!

**Cail** · 2013-04-11 16:38

DIA says with “moderate confidence,” that the NK has learned how to make a nuclear weapon small enough to be delivered by a ballistic missile.

**Kyreth** · 2013-04-11 17:24

Lovely. Sounds like we're in for a repeat of Iraq.

"IMMINENT THREAT, LET'S GO IN AND BLAST THEM KOREANS!"

I'm actually more worried about the North Koreans going a bit retro and lobbing a nuclear-tipped artillery shell. Viable, lower-tech and quite doable considering they were doing successful firings in the late 1950's here in the USA.

**Waraji** · 2013-04-11 18:21

I just don't want Japan to get hit... I'd hate to lose Sony and Squaresoft...

**Vandole** · 2013-04-11 18:23

Originally Posted by Waraji

I just don't want Japan to get hit... I'd hate to lose from studios..

Fixed

**Stanislaw** · 2013-04-11 18:26

Originally Posted by Waraji

I just don't want Japan to get hit... I'd hate to lose hentai...

Fixed.

**Kerberoz** · 2013-04-11 18:51

Radiation just makes the hentai stranger.

**Guyverarmor** · 2013-04-11 19:15

Saving Hentai should be the main priority.

**Zauriel** · 2013-04-11 19:54

Originally Posted by Tarage

So which one is the trap?

the one with the bulge and the adam's apple.

**Shenrien** · 2013-04-12 07:50

http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news...009100315.HTML

SEOUL, April 12 (Yonhap) -- North Korea warned Japan Friday that Tokyo would be the first target in the event of a war on the Korean Peninsula if it continues to maintain its hostile posture.

In a commentary carried by the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), the communist country lashed out at Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan, threatening such actions will result in a nuclear attack against the island nation.

**dejet** · 2013-04-12 08:26

the communist country lashed out at Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan

what... lol so if japan was to shoot random shit in the direction of NK they should do nothing right?
WTF kinda thinking is that?

**Headspace** · 2013-04-12 08:33

Welt and Serif picked a bad time to go to Japan.

**Byrthnoth** · 2013-04-12 08:34

North Korea's training regime for the 2016 Trollympics is really hardcore. I wonder how they will maintain it.

**Viq** · 2013-04-12 08:35

North Korea warned Japan Friday that Tokyo would be the first target in the event of a war on the Korean Peninsula if it continues to maintain its hostile posture.

They don't even know where shit is.

**The Stig** · 2013-04-12 08:39

Why is Seoul taken off the focus and went for Japan first? lol

**Callisto** · 2013-04-12 08:42

Originally Posted by The Stig

Why is Seoul taken off the focus and went for Japan first? lol

Because that is even more likely to ruffle the US' feathers.

**Callisto** · 2013-04-12 08:44

At this point I do understand the game Un is playing, but it seems like a really dumb gamble banking on the fact that every other country involved is perfectly level-headed and won't just get aggravated to the point of blowing NK up. I know it is incredibly unlikely that someone makes a preemptive strike on them, but still I wouldn't want to bet my life on it.

**ronin sparthos** · 2013-04-12 08:56

Originally Posted by Callisto

At this point I do understand the game Un is playing, but it seems like a really dumb gamble banking on the fact that every other country involved is perfectly level-headed and won't just get aggravated to the point of blowing NK up. I know it is incredibly unlikely that someone makes a preemptive strike on them, but still I wouldn't want to bet my life on it.

Just remember that Kim Jong Un could be a poster that fits the BG demographic and it all makes sense.

Also, he knows China needs his country in one piece, 'Murica has more important things to do than regime change, South Korea and Japan have been through this shit before and causing tension between all involved parties through his trolling is ideal to later extortion attempts. As it's been said before the worst case scenario is someone in the military jumps the gun and doesn't realize that trolls are trolling trolls leading to some actual shit going down.

In other news I hear that a majority of South Koreans want nukes? What are you guys going to do with them? Point them at Pyongyang? lol

**Kerberoz** · 2013-04-12 09:28

Seems like a waste of money when they already have the US's nukes. Cow, milk, etc

**Viq** · 2013-04-12 09:34

Originally Posted by ronin sparthos

In other news I hear that a majority of South Koreans want nukes? What are you guys going to do with them? Point them at Pyongyang? lol

In other news, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I haven't run across anyone here in the last few years that wants nukes.

**Waraji** · 2013-04-12 09:49

This North Korea shit is so Iran 2012... Almost same exact fkin shit.

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