Arizona Demands Loyalty Oath of Graduates

[kuronosan]

If only those Muslims believed in God and wrote letters to their teachers none of this would be a problem.

[Apelila]

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This feels appropriate.

There was a king of the hill where they went to PHX? OH LORD, I MUST FIND AND WATCH THIS.

Also: Arizona does what Texas didn't think of first.

[Churchill]

i believe it was some gameshow thing or pageant or something

[Churchill]

for qal
it was an episode you could really sink your teeth into

[Rhinox]

actually its from the pilot.

[Chamaan]

Born in Yuma AZ, the asshole of America, and lived for a few years in Phoenix. The only things to do there (Yuma) are retirement and meth. Also gang violence. And drug trade. And there's an air force base.

The insane thing is that old people flock to AZ specifically FOR that searing heat that so often claims their lives. Ostensibly it's good for their arthritis to be in dry heat, so they come down every summer from the northern states. They're called Snowbirds (or "old fuckers" if they're not in earshot), and they bring in so many social security dollars that the state government is forever looking for ways to appeal to them.

And pretty sure that episode where they go to Phoenix is when they visited Hank's mom and met her Jewish boyfriend Gary. He saw they screwing and went blind. Oh they also went back for a Christmas episode. ~Hank and Bobby in a Christmas truck~

[Niiro]

My aunt moved to AZ with my 2 older cousins as well as a family my mother used to babysit for who were close family friends.

Cousins both got involved in drugs, my aunt in her 60s officially adopted and is now raising her own 2yo granddaughter (she's still a responsible adult thank god) and the older sibling of the latter family had a kid at 17 or 18, luckily his younger sister came back to NY for college and lives with family here so at least she narrowly avoided the fate of the dreaded southwest.

It's like there's something in the water out there (probably meth).

[Ragnus]

Or meth production runoff.

[Chamaan]

There is literally nothing to do in AZ for young people that isn't drugs, bowling, joining a gang, or fucking. The old people suck the youth from everyone in the state under the age of 25 like vampires.

The raves in the desert get pretty wild though. If you've ever wanted to have sex atop a tumbleweed with a fifteen year old from a moderately affluent family that lives a life of idleness and rebellious drug abuse, Arizona is your place.

[Churchill]

The raves in the desert are almost too easy. Most of the chicks are 18-22 but they are all stunted and look 15. They definitely benefit from the darkness.

[Qalbert]

The raves in the desert are almost too easy. Most of the chicks are 18-22 but they are all stunted and look 15. They definitely benefit from the darkness.

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[Churchill]

lol