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    Pied Piper of the Homos
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    Lakshmi

    True Poetry

    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
    Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
    qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
    quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
    Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
    ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;

    qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
    si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
    et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
    non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
    qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
    Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
    legistis, male me marem putatis?
    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
    Translated:

    I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
    Cocksucker Aurelius and bottom-man Furius,
    You who think that I'm a pussy
    Because of my delicate verses.
    It's right for the devoted poet
    To be chaste himself, but it's not
    Necessary for his verses to be so.
    Verses which then have taste and charm,
    If they are delicate and sexy,
    And when they can incite an itch,
    And I don't mean for boys, but in
    Those hairy old men who can't get their dicks up.
    You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
    You think I'm a pussy?
    I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

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    Quetzalcoatl

    Will you wash your hands first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    Will you wash your hands first?
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