2013 NFL Off-season Thread: pretty sure someone is gonna die today

[Rhinox]

Thr age card, nigga you're slacking. then again no need for more with Chunny

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get off his nuts faggot

[Headspace]

oh right Liroy is like 22.


I remember when I thought it was fun to get drunk

Now it's a necessity to help you forget the pain of daily living.

[Rhinox]

Now it's a necessity to help you forget the pain of daily living.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[tyven]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Rhinox]

my fists are weapons the likes of which not even dimmy can comprehend

[Mertron]

and the Oscar goes to rhinox for his role as feiwong in nfl thread: the movie

it's not gorilla warfare btw. basketball is gorilla warfare

[Mertron]

get it

black people

[Pendulum]

I read it all in Mark Corrigan's voice

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[Chun Liroy]

and the Oscar goes to rhinox for his role as feiwong in nfl thread: the movie

it's not gorilla warfare btw. basketball is gorilla warfare

fucking lol

[Abandon]

and the Oscar goes to rhinox for his role as feiwong in nfl thread: the movie

it's not gorilla warfare btw. basketball is gorilla warfare

rofl

[Xajii]

Man I feel bad for you Heady. Mike Brown really is just the fucking WORST. He's sitting on a vertiable mountain of cap space and hasn't made a run for fucking anyone. I hope they go for Antoine Winfield, maybe Karlos Dansby.

[Headspace]

Man I feel bad for you Heady. Mike Brown really is just the fucking WORST. He's sitting on a vertiable mountain of cap space and hasn't made a run for fucking anyone. I hope they go for Antoine Winfield, maybe Karlos Dansby.

Geno extension coming up.

AJ Green next year

i am ok with this.

Also, franchising MJ took a big hit

[Tajin]

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get off his nuts faggot

Pointing out weak shit is dick riding now, missed the memo.

[Rhinox]

It's cause you're in Mexico you fucking beaner

[Tajin]

I was in CA until wed.!

[Mertron]

you can take a beaner out of mexico, but you cant take the who gives a shit

[Mertron]

furthermore

CHICAGO -- Bears running back Matt Forte called the NFL's proposed rule change that would penalize ball carriers who lower their heads to deliver a blow "absurd" in a series of messages he posted on his official Twitter account Sunday morning.

The new rule would penalize a ball carrier 15-yards if he initiates contact with the crown of his helmet outside of the tackle box. Incidental contact with the crown of the helmet would not be a penalty.

"The proposed rule change for running backs might be the most absurd suggestion of a rule change I've ever heard of," Forte wrote. "In order to lower ur shoulder u obviously have to lower ur head. It's a way of protecting ur self from a tackler and a way to break tackles."

Forte believes players would be unable to adjust if the new rule is put into place.

"U can't change the instinctive nature of running the football," Forte added.

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story...-change-absurd

[Rhinox]

oh oh AD #'s are going down

[AidenCarby]

Yea, run with your chin up. So many concussions this year.

[Chun Liroy]

oh oh AD #'s are going down

who?