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    Woozie getting shot and hospitalized and having nothing but a math book to pick up for the week he spent there, when he was terrible at math in the beginning.

    Crazy.

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    I got jumped once. The dudes doing the jumping must of sucked because I didn't hit the ground. I just remember hearing the sound of the blows connecting with the side of my head and thinking "what the fuck is that?" and my will to live replied, "you're getting punched motherfucker, block or something!" I put my hands up and tried to find a wall to back up against, but we were in a parking lot and most of them were near the only building, so there went that plan. Out of nowhere this older lady started yelling at me from the street. I still don't know what she was saying, but I ran over and she basically pushed me in her car. She got me a ride home and I didn't realize until I was there that I got jumped. Had she not of been there I would've had to walk to the store to buy a jug of milk to keep my teeth alive after picking what was left of them off the ground. Luckily, the only damage I took was to the sides of my face. At home, my mom said God must have been watching over me, to which I replied "If he was watching over me, I wouldn't have gotten my ass beat".

    Whenever I tell people that story they always feel sorry for me, and I'm like "Were you paying attention? That shit was hilarious." Getting jumped is like a rite of passage in the shittier parts of North Columbus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Woozie getting shot and hospitalized and having nothing but a math book to pick up for the week he spent there, when he was terrible at math in the beginning.

    Crazy.
    That is fucking awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Damn right. Oddly enough mine was a Sprite too lol. I remember that story, you and I both were talking about being jumped in the past. I've been on the ground a few times, being from the hood and fight enough it happens in due time. I remember you, Woozie and I were talking about growing up and rough parts of our respective cities and finding it funny how we all turned out like we did, cause we some cold ass dudes.

    I like these stories because inevitably some niggas come in here like they Roy Jones Jr and shit, touting that 57-0-2 record. Fuck that noise.
    the last time a monkey beat me up i was 6 and he stole my bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    the last time a monkey beat me up i was 6 and he stole my bike.
    Nigga be putting him work. I remember one of my homeboys stole my lil bros bike. He was mad and crying, but he got caught slippin and got got.

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    Nowadays how the fuck can you even stereotype a nigger anyway, as i said before nigger is a term that should apply to all races. Fuck half the people that are so called black have multiple races mixed in. And I'll repeat myself again- white niggers are the worse

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    The guy in Blood Diamond is pure black, that mother fucker looks as if he really did come straight from Sierra Leone

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    random, Mariah Carey and Paula Abdul say they are niggers as well so they can sell to blacks

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    There are nigger moves as well, i'll tell you some later unless you people know what i'm talking about. I hope at least some of you get out and hustle (legit or not) and not just sit and masturbate to anime all day

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    Doman your still my boy tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    The guy in Blood Diamond is pure black, that mother fucker looks as if he really did come straight from Sierra Leone
    Guys like him are set for life. Not many dudes in Hollywood that are straight up darkness. Movie set in Africa? Find me that motherfucking spear chucker.

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    White nigger?

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    "white spic" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

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    if a white nigger is a wigger is a white beaner a weaner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    "white spic" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
    Sounds about right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    There are nigger moves as well, i'll tell you some later unless you people know what i'm talking about. I hope at least some of you get out and hustle (legit or not) and not just sit and masturbate to anime all day
    i can thankfully say ive never done this. anime be dumb

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    Never rubbed one out to anime? Missing out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Never rubbed one out to anime? Missing out.
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