Forum Get Well Card for Nirokun

[Apelila]

If I was forced to play with myself 3 times a day for an hour it would get old for me too. :D

[Eldelphia]

She's been on hormones, had psych evaluations etc Slow process here but finally got through to the point where she can have the op.

[Aksannyi]

If I was forced to play with myself 3 times a day for an hour it would get old for me too. :D

Lol this, I mean I like playing with myself but not quite that much. I gotta admire your dedication Niro, I am the worst ever at keeping up with things that I gotta do day after day after day. And the pain, that totally sucks. I have dealt with pain down there in the past (two childbirths, lol) and stitches down there suck ass, so I know exactly what you're going through. They didn't numb me worth a shit while they did them (this was just after giving birth with no drugs, btw) and then they told me if I put myself under any type of strain, they could rip out and they'd have to re-stitch me. Well, not wanting to go through that shit again, I was super terrified to do anything except pick up the baby.

So yeah, while I don't claim to know exactly what you're going through, I can sympathize.

[Brill Weave]

I'll just look at this positively and think "Aww, he cares about my well-being."

I do care lol but that still doesn't make the visual go away!

[Nirokun!]

I realize I'm oversimplifying this by a lot but does anybody else find it hilarious that Niro gets a vagina and then doesn't wanna do the upkeep on it/complains about it? lol

I don't know anyone who "likes" dilation!

If I was forced to play with myself 3 times a day for an hour it would get old for me too. :D

If only it was that fun, there's no sexy feelings at all, just pressure, discomfort, and pain. I try to distract myself and just listen to youtube vlogs on my phone while I sit there, it works pretty well imo. (I really like youtube vlogs. lol)

She's been on hormones, had psych evaluations etc Slow process here but finally got through to the point where she can have the op.

Good luck to her! Is she ready financially/emotionally? Does she know who she wants to perform her SRS?

[hey]

So yeah, while I don't claim to know exactly what you're going through

I know exactly what you're going through.

heh

[Aksannyi]

Poor wording at like superfuckingearly AM ... hush. Stitches in the vag are ouch.

[Apelila]

I've had stitches in my ass, does that country towards the recovering pussy club?

[Nirokun!]

I've had stitches in my ass, does that country towards the recovering pussy club?

This begs the question but I am NOT going to ask. LOL

[Apelila]

Oh go for it. Might as well get some levity out of that pain in the ass I went trough

[Aksannyi]

Literally.

[Nirokun!]

Oh go for it. Might as well get some levity out of that pain in the ass I went trough

SO! How did you manage that?

[Apelila]

Polyps in the colon; easiest way to access is by going in like a colonoscopy, but with a larger hose and stopping every few inches to burn away and sutcher the colon together. Afterwards, every hole is ripped and torn if you're not loose. Like unless you can take a fist or similar. After the first surgery I didn't have as much trouble as the second since I hadn't had time to 'recover', here it is 5 years later and I'm no where near the depravity I used to enjoy.

Not for lack of trying and progress, steady progress.

[Vuitton]

No more skipping! You're doing this for a reason (dicks). >:D

[Nirokun!]

No more skipping! You're doing this for a reason (dicks). >:D

I try to keep that goal in mind, lol! Future bf needs to be ecstatic about my vag.

Edit because thoughts come into my head:

More than just sex, I want hugs and kisses, someone who thinks about me when I'm not around, someone who loves me. Someone with whom I can go through that list of things I wanted to do with a boyfriend someday (I made a list, it's cute, don't judge.)

"Shower with him and make a shampoo mohawk on his head. Laugh. " <= WHO DOESN'T WANT TO DO THAT WITH THEIR BOYFRIEND?

[hey]

"Shower with him and make a shampoo mohawk on his head. Laugh. " <= WHO DOESN'T WANT TO DO THAT WITH THEIR BOYFRIEND?

Hmm...maybe...

[Nirokun!]

Showed my laser hair removal lady my vag today, she was totally curious (she's also a nurse, had seen her for a long time before starting electrolysis, comfortable/safe/etc.) This is how it went down:

LHR: "Oh my GOSH it looks like a real vagina!"
Me: "It IS a real vagina!"
LHR: "You're right, it is a real vagina."
Me:

I love my body. Also, what do you guys think about a FUPA/chunky http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis ? She thought, because she works for a plastic surgeon, that after all is said and done, that I should get lipo for my "pudding cup" (yes, she definitely has a name! lol) I always thought a fatter pussy was cuter, and I'm sure it's personal taste, but here it is, I'm fielding this question (because why not? )

[Viq]

I can honestly say that for all the time I've spent in my life thinking about vaginas, absolutely none of that time has been spent thinking about a mons pubis. I wouldn't worry about it, if I were you.

[Hatedregret]

I think of the fatter foopa being associated with younger girls. 17-20ish. Before that shit gets beaten up. You don't generally see them larger on women with children or in their 30s.

So I guess we would look at it as enticing and innocent looking by that description? I do at least.

[archibaldcrane]

If you can't tell there's a FUPA when you have clothes on, it's fine.

If you can, BLARGHAREAGHTAHR