Forum Get Well Card for Nirokun

[AoE]

Lucky cats don't hold grudges

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[Milkster]

It took me a while to figure out the second picture, and I was enlightened. I can get DP'd. That's craaaaaaaaaaazy. I had a small sex toy collection (first one when I was 19) that I threw out before going to Thailand. I'm looking for a good vibrator and a good dildo (idk what Melena says, I'm going to get that Hitachi Magic Wand!) I can't seem to find the dildo that I liked.

You could've been DP'd while you had a penis still, it's quite enjoyable.

[Nirokun!]

(Deleted my response, stupid back button. I blame the pre-dilation drugs!)

I definitely don't see any orifice being able to fit two penises (maybe my mouth, but teeth >_>). Maybe others are more talented. lol I just want my vagina to be stretchy enough to pleasantly fit one penis, and enjoy sex. The "large" dilator is a 34mm cylinder, and that feels like a lot (it's not pain because I'm on painkillers, but I can feel the pressure and resistance, and my body saying "OhHolyCrap"), even when switching from the 32mm (again, diameter) dilator that's been in there for a while. Maybe it will be much more pleasant when there's no more scar tissue contraction. Big penises have never been scarier. lol

[myreality]

(Deleted my response, stupid back button. I blame the pre-dilation drugs!)

I definitely don't see any orifice being able to fit two penises (maybe my mouth, but teeth >_>). Maybe others are more talented. lol I just want my vagina to be stretchy enough to pleasantly fit one penis, and enjoy sex. The "large" dilator is a 34mm cylinder, and that feels like a lot (it's not pain because I'm on painkillers, but I can feel the pressure and resistance, and my body saying "OhHolyCrap"), even when switching from the 32mm (again, diameter) dilator that's been in there for a while. Maybe it will be much more pleasant when there's no more scar tissue contraction. Big penises have never been scarier. lol

Awwww, guess i will take back my congratulatory gift. Probably send a card instead ; ;

[Nirokun!]

Awwww, guess i will take back my congratulatory gift. Probably send a card instead ; ;

"Congratulations to your new vagina, I've sent you a gift!"
"What is it?"
"A giant penis."
"Why did yo-"
"To break your new vagina."

[Vandole]

Nirokantfitthisinthere


new user name?

[myreality]

"Congratulations to your new vagina, I've sent you a gift!"
"What is it?"
"A giant penis."
"Why did yo-"
"To break your new vagina."

And here i wanted it to be a surprise. Oh well.

[Nirokun!]

Nirokantfitthisinthere


new user name?

Nironirobobirobananafanafotightvagina.

And here i wanted it to be HULK SMASH!!! Oh well.

ftfy

[myreality]

[Nirokun!]

^ That wins a lot of points. lol

[arus2001]

I'm waiting for like 6 months from now and someone here volunteering to take it out for a spin and giving the dirt.

[Apelila]

I definitely don't see any orifice being able to fit two penises (maybe my mouth, but teeth >_>). Maybe others are more talented. lol

I can say from experience that even without teeth, 2 is a bit of a chore. The positioning alone makes it difficult.

[Abandon]

dear god

[Gokulo]

I can say from experience that even without teeth, 2 is a bit of a chore. The positioning alone makes it difficult.

This so disturbingly intriguing >.<

[myreality]

I'm waiting for like 6 months from now and someone here volunteering to take it out for a spin and giving the dirt.

This gives me a great idea for the Grand prize for the fitness competition! Excuse me as i contemplate........

[Brill Weave]

I'm waiting for like 6 months from now and someone here volunteering to take it out for a spin and giving the dirt.

Should start a poll now.

[Nirokun!]

Go to sleep.
Ideas shot off that my vagina is a prize for a competition, and that a poll should be created surveying for interest in taking it out "for a spin".

You guys.

[myreality]

Can't sleep yet, on night shift duty.

Besides, you should know no one here was serious.

[Nirokun!]

I'm not offended, but I thought I was the one on drugs.

[Kuishen]

I can say from experience that even without teeth, 2 is a bit of a chore. The positioning alone makes it difficult.

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This thread has delivered far beyond any expectations I ever had.