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  1. #381
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apelila View Post
    I can say from experience that even without teeth, 2 is a bit of a chore. The positioning alone makes it difficult.
    It just depends on girth mostly. The thicker they become the more I feel like I'll end the night with a dislocated jaw.

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    Well that escalated quickly.....

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    There are so many appropriate .gifs that I don't know what to do. Somebody light the perm signal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun! View Post
    Go to sleep.
    Ideas shot off that my vagina is a prize for a competition, and that a poll should be created surveying for interest in taking it out "for a spin".

    You guys.
    No we should make a poll as to who we think is going to make the first real offer lol. Not that you would actually go through with it.

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  6. #386
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    No we should make a poll as to who we think is going to make the first real offer lol. Not that you would actually go through with it.
    An offer has already been made and I declined already. (lol) Well, he expressed interest in me, and said he was open to a lot of things, so, I'm taking that as an "offer".

    Edit: Not him.

    Edit edit: I'm late for my drug-induced, post-breakfast nap before dilation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun! View Post
    An offer has already been made and I declined already. (lol) Well, he expressed interest in me, and said he was open to a lot of things, so, I'm taking that as an "offer".

    Edit: Not him.

    Edit edit: I'm late for my drug-induced, post-breakfast nap before dilation.
    Well if that doesn't give your self confidence a boost nothing will!

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    I don't think there's too many guys on here who wouldn't like to take the new vag out for a joyride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun! View Post
    Go to sleep.
    Ideas shot off that my vagina is a prize for a competition, and that a poll should be created surveying for interest in taking it out "for a spin".

    You guys.
    You're cute and you have something unique. Welcome to a new level of creepy honey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    I don't think there's too many guys on here who wouldn't like to take the new vag out for a joyride.
    Agreed. I don't know how many guys would get hung up on the fact that she used to be a man. I personally think Niro is very striking. She should have no difficulty finding a guy to get her first test drive out of the way without resorting to BG to fill that role lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apelila View Post
    I can say from experience that even without teeth, 2 is a bit of a chore. The positioning alone makes it difficult.

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    Ok, I must have missed this somewhere in this htread - whats the deal with your prostate? Is it just chillin? is it gone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apelila View Post
    I can say from experience that even without teeth, 2 is a bit of a chore. The positioning alone makes it difficult.

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    Aww you guys~ <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Xajii View Post
    Ok, I must have missed this somewhere in this htread - whats the deal with your prostate? Is it just chillin? is it gone?
    It's still there. The prostate is analogous to the G-spot in women, and is still situated around the urethra inside. It used to feel good before, but I don't feel "that" feeling right now, even if I have an orifice situated in such a way to make stimulation easier. It's probably still numb, or dilators are ineffective for pleasant feelings, lol.

    Also, good news!

    I don't know if I've said this before on the forums (or just to friends), I used to have a freckle on my junk that was special to me, like a birthmark. I'd hoped that I would keep it post-op, because it would help identify to me that this is "my" vagina, freckle and all. I wanted it on the same side and everything. Well, last night, I found it, and lo and behold, it's on the same side, on the inner surface of my right labia minora, hidden waaaay up near my clitoris. I still don't know how he did it, but I'm really happy I found it back in it's rightful place.

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    That's adorable. Also, I concur with Brill. When you're ready, I don't think you'll have any problem finding sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    That's adorable. Also, I concur with Brill. When you're ready, I don't think you'll have any problem finding sex.
    I don't think finding sex would be hard (I don't think finding "someone" to have sex with is hard for any woman, it just depends on your standards.) The problem comes in when I want more than just sex. I can find some guy to have sex with--if I wanted to--I know I'm attractive enough to do that. But I know I'm not the kind of person that can just have sex with anyone, just for the sake of having sex. I'm not religious, but I'm also not free with my body. I can't imagine having sex with a man in a non-monogamous relationship (including a monogamous FWB situation), I have too many hangups about self-worth and feeling "good enough" to be able to do that ("All my friends have boyfriends/husbands, why can't I?). Being in a relationship with a guy, who's proud to be with me--with all of my faults--is important, because it shows me that he values me as more than a place to put his dick, and shows me that I am "good enough". Maybe more experienced women can be just as happy having their own lives independent of a relationship, while still having access to sex with a regular partner, but I've been alone my whole life and I feel like my life is sorely in need of a boyfriend/emotional intimacy. It's a big part of being a teenager/young adult/adult, and it's a big void in my life. I've done the hard stuff by myself already, and it's high time I started enjoying my life and stop feeling like a supporting character in someone else' story.

    I know that there are a few things left to do before I really start trying (recover and change over into hospital work so I make enough money to live on my own decently), but I turned 27 today, all of my close friends are married/engaged, and I still live at home. I know it's all for a good reason, but I'd like to get on with my life ASAP.

    /endrant

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    but I've been alone my whole life and I feel like my life is sorely in need of a boyfriend/emotional intimacy. It's a big part of being a teenager/young adult/adult, and it's a big void in my life. I've done the hard stuff by myself already, and it's high time I started enjoying my life and stop feeling like a supporting character in someone else' story.
    This made me sad. But also happy that you are preparing yourself to be out there.

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    Jezebel / Groupthink is having an AMA with a trans-woman if anyone is curious.

    http://groupthink.kinja.com/ask-a-trans-woman-471161228

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    This thread, is the best thread ever. How many dicks does it take to dislocate the jaw of a guy? 1 fat thick one, 2 medium thick ones or 3 skinny ones?! The world may never know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricen View Post
    This thread, is the best thread ever. How many dicks does it take to dislocate the jaw of a guy? 1 fat thick one, 2 medium thick ones or 3 skinny ones?! The world may never know....
    I've done 1 thick one and 2 medium (average?) sized dicks before. Oral with multiple dicks is fun but not both in your mouth at same time. Jaw gets sore. (I had one guy who was so thick that I could BARELY fit it in my mouth and even then only could get the head in.) My fav thing to do is make-out with them before taking turns sucking each one. I've also taken 2 dicks in my ass many times. Intense feelings happen. Not sure if Niro's pussy could take that much pressure. She'd have to work on stretching and taking bigger toys when it's all healed up and work up to it.

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