Soda 2-5 days opened? That's supposed to say hours, right? Flat soda is fucking disgusting.
Steak 1-2 days in fridge? 2 days should be the minimum, not the maximum... maybe they mean sliced? Or maybe they just hate flavor.
Eggs in freezer... wonder if they burst... gotta try that with someone else's freezer...
Bee vomit is a fascinating substance. Works great as an antiseptic, too, so your bee stings don't become infected.
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Gooty ornamental, your not supposed to be there! Your a spider!
Touching back on this...
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Best maintenance message I've seen in a while
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Darth Vader, River Tam & Mitt Romney. Damnit.
Will Smith, Ari Gold and Batman. Safe.
Tyrion Lannister Brock Sampson....Nicki fucking Minaj gfdi
Jason Statham, Captain Jack Sparrow, Walter White. Come at me zombros.
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tyrion lannister, batman, and lebron james. well at least i got some fodder for the zombies cause we all know you need a token black guy in your party to survive the zombie apocalypse
Jack Bauer, Batman and.... Skrillex. Well, at least I have some fodder, not that zombies would ever even get close with those two.
Dr. Gregory House, Bruce Willis and Spiderman :D /win
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Dr. Cal Lightman, Gordan Freeman and Jason Statham. Think I'll be ok and at least Cal can't constantly call Freeman a liar.
that's p much the perfect group. tyrion can sit on LeBron's shoulders to become the ultimate being
I'm SOL with River, Snoop Dogg, and Bender
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they should make these charts for address and social security number next.
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Olivia Benson (who?), Snoop Dogg (all that bling will slow him down for distraction, cool with me), Captain Jack Sparrow (fucker will stab me in the back).
I have the chick from Weeds, Jon Stewert, and Darth Vader. Blowing up the zombie-infested planet. Gray shirts win.
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Jack Bauer, Jack Sparrow, Nicki Minaj...afk killing self