Xbox Done Discussion - 2016's #1 Master Race Bottom Bitch

**Qalbert** · 2013-05-21 15:43

XBOX GO HOME
XBOX YOU ARE DRUNK

**Correction** · 2013-05-21 15:43

I doubt you'll have to pay for a second save slot on your xbox juan console.

I wonder what will happen to consoles that get bricked with content on them, though. Will MS offer a tag restoration service so that any replacement hardware doesn't incur the reinstall fees?

**ringthree** · 2013-05-21 15:48

Originally Posted by Takedown3

lotsa wah wah, lotsa misinterpreted stock quotes, lotsa sonybabes. shit looks good to me bring it on.

only thing i'm hoping for is that the video player is present and can stream my mkvs.

Really? I mean say what you want about Sony, but that was a shit presentation, with a shit Q and A that dodged some critical questions that are important to the rest of us.

And I would be willing to bet a large portion of those being critical own Xbox360's. I know I do.

Also,

Q: Why require Kinect with every Xbox One?
A: The all new Kinect is now an essential and integrated part of the platform. By having it as a consistent part of every Xbox One, game and entertainment creators can build experiences that assume the availability of voice, gesture and natural sensing, leading to unrivaled ease of use, premium experiences and interactivity for you.

There is nothing on any fucking console ever that would necessitate me using motion control. It's a forced add-on to try to bread exclusivity. This is the kind bullshit I am talking about.

**Delirium** · 2013-05-21 15:49

kotaku

Expanded achievements. A new and expanded achievements system captures video of your epic moments, continues to grow a game's achievements over time, and rewards you in new ways, and your Gamerscore carries over from your Xbox 360.

Allows for new achievements powered by the cloud and offers more ways to earn, more frequent updates and the ability to share wins with friends. An expanded achievements system captures videos of gameplay and continues to grow achievements over time, and Gamerscores carry over from Xbox 360.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oe.../ku-xlarge.jpg

**Xno Kappa** · 2013-05-21 15:56

A ridiculous amount of litigation just to ensure I can play a game I bought for the foreseeable future.

**Pikarya** · 2013-05-21 15:56

"Kinect" sensor is required.

So this translates to "enjoy signing away your life at the press of a button and having Microsoft represenatives masterbate to you in your own living room."?

**Minions** · 2013-05-21 15:59

Originally Posted by Pikarya

"Kinect" sensor is required.

So this translates to "enjoy signing away your life at the press of a button and having Microsoft represenatives masterbate to you in your own living room."?

I want to know which guy yells at his TV to change the channel.

XBOX PLAYBOY

Game not found

Edit

Microsoft: "We purposefully did not target the highest end graphics"
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=560535

**Nitsuki** · 2013-05-21 16:01

So wait, if i play naked and unlock an achievement, a video gets posted? Gg m$

**Jakson** · 2013-05-21 16:02

Man, how many of you are playing naked?

**TacoTaru** · 2013-05-21 16:03

Did some math, 15 exclusives within the first year is basically a new exclusive every three and a half weeks, and that's not including other third party stuff that's going to be multiplatform (EA Sports, Call of Duties, etc). That's really impressive if they can pull that off. On the other hand, I hope we don't end up seeing some stellar games buried due to people not being able to afford them, with a line up rolling out that quickly.

**Minions** · 2013-05-21 16:04

Shits huge

http://abload.de/img/loln9uk8.png

**Don Katsu** · 2013-05-21 16:04

So identical specs to the PS4 with weaker RAM? GDDR3 vs GDDR5

**Nitsuki** · 2013-05-21 16:04

Originally Posted by Jakson

Man, how many of you are playing naked?

plenty of reasons i still down own a kinect... lol

fuck that, it just makes me wonder at the lulz that could ensue.

i'm jk btw

**Minions** · 2013-05-21 16:05

Originally Posted by TacoTaru

Did some math, 15 exclusives within the first year is basically a new exclusive every three and a half weeks, and that's not including other third party stuff that's going to be multiplatform (EA Sports, Call of Duties, etc). That's really impressive if they can pull that off. On the other hand, I hope we don't end up seeing some stellar games buried due to people not being able to afford them, with a line up rolling out that quickly.

Exclusives... can be anything.... see xbox live games, see indy games, does not have to be a huge game. . .

**Uzor** · 2013-05-21 16:06

Originally Posted by Jakson

Man, how many of you are playing naked?

I'd figure a lot of people. It's just more comfortable to at least sit in your underwear, if not naked.

**Qalbert** · 2013-05-21 16:06

**Pikarya** · 2013-05-21 16:11

^
Damage control, and cluelessness from Microsoft at its finest. Can't wait to see this thing sink like a cinder block.

**TacoTaru** · 2013-05-21 16:13

So all these websites got it wrong and now have egg on their face, or is MS trying to save face?

**Charismatic** · 2013-05-21 16:13

Originally Posted by Jakson

Man, how many of you are playing naked?

Are playing? Not me, but I often do play naked.

**Uzor** · 2013-05-21 16:14

You can discover what your friends are playing, watching and listening to if they choose to share.

I bet that'll be fun. People forgetting to turn it off and having people watch porn with them.

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