The Best/Worst of the Internet

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Keep it legal, obviously. Also to keep this stuff out of the Best/Worst of BG threads.

Here's the first salvo. I'm in tears from this.

OK, I went with a throwaway for this because a lot of people I know are aware of my username on here.
My GF is Jewish, not extremely religious or anything although her family is perhaps more so than her.
We have been together 10 months now, and for about the last 6 months sometimes she will ask me to handcuff her naked to the shower and then I whip her with a riding crop and threaten to turn on the shower which we pretend is gas - basically like she's a Jew in Auschwitz about to be gassed and I'm a prison guard. She then bargains with me to save her and I have sex with her or she goes down on me. She likes it when I yell German words at her like "Raus" or "Schnell". (sp)
I felt sort of weird about it to begin with, I do have 1 Jewish grandparent that survived the holocaust myself (I wouldn't say that my family observes the religion though or anything like that.) and I know it would be incredibly disappointing to my grandma that I did something like this.
Anyway, I admit I like dominant kind of sex or BDSM stuff so it didn't really bother me but 2 days ago she told me she got me a surprise and it turned out to be that she ordered me a German WWII nazi officer uniform off the net for when we have our shower-gas-prisoner sexytime. I think this was where it got too weird for me. I haven't worn it yet but I'm really anxious about when she will ask me to.
It's kind of making me feel like I shouldn't have even been doing the shower stuff without the uniform.
I really really like this woman, we have talked about the future and everything and she's very cool and I am in love with her. What makes me feel worse is that early on we promised each other we would never judge each other sexually for quirks or fetishes that we admitted to and it's been very freeing and all around the best sex I have ever had so far. I don't want her to feel like she is being judged as too much of a freak over this but I don't know what to do.
Sexxit, please help.

http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments...concentration/

[Brill Weave]

Fuck, I don't even know what to say to that.

[Qalbert]

Fuck, I don't even know what to say to that.

Sieg Heil?

[Mertron]

Fuck, I don't even know what to say to that.

http://cdn.bluegartr.com/customavata...r43834_102.gif

[Tajin]

^ well played

[Ksandra]

Friend told me that's an exact plot of an episode of some tv show that I now can't remember.

FUCK...Sons of Anarchy maybe?

[Titanss]

bitch sounds like a keeper to me

[Ksandra]

Friend told me that's an exact plot of an episode of some tv show that I now can't remember.

FUCK...Sons of Anarchy maybe?

had to ask the friend again. It was curb your enthusiasm..

[Cadsuane]

Best hits of reddit. Protip: they all start with "this is a throwaway account"

k, for obvious reasons this is a throwaway account.

So, I'm not even sure how to start here. The last couple of weeks my dog (7 year old lab) has been acting noticeably different. I guess I could describe it as "distant" and even depressed. He is normally an extremely outgoing and happy dog, very playful and energetic etc. But starting about 2 weeks ago he started acting very withdrawn and nervous around people, even his own family. At first I kind of brushed it off as feeling under the weather, but after about a week and a half I decided maybe he needed to see a vet.

I got him in yesterday and after an examination the vet told me that he believes the dog has been sodomized. His anus had slight damage in a way that was consistent with that sort of thing. He said he can't really imagine that his injuries could have come about any other way. So already now I'm pretty upset and sort of freaking out. Who would do this sort of thing to a dog?

I thought about all of the people that had access to the dog and my back yard. Garderners crossed my mind, my neighbors, etc. The only people that live in the house are my wife, myself, and our teenaged son. I came home and thought about it for a while. I had this really ugly sinking feeling in my stomach about the possibilty that it could have been my son. I decided to look around his room.

I didn't really know what I was expecting to find, and I didn't really find anything in there that screamed guilty, until I decided to check his browser history. I found he had been on a beastiality forum recently and a site with pictures of that sort of thing. I felt like I was going to throw up.

Now I know that this isn't definitive proof of anything, but it sure doesn't look good. The more I think about it, the more I am convinced my son has been sodomizing our dog. I haven't told my wife yet or done anything about it. I have NOT left him alone with the dog since. I am totally confused and upset and don't really know how to proceed with this.

Reddit, please, please help!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Best hits of reddit. Protip: they all start with "this is a throwaway account"

dude that shit got crazy, he posted an update about it and his wife accused him of doing it ( apparently he kept it from her for some time while trying to address it with his son ) and now they're divorced. son lives with the wife and she also got custody of the dog.

[Cail]

Wow...

[Headspace]

dude that shit got crazy, he posted an update about it and his wife accused him of doing it ( apparently he kept it from her for some time while trying to address it with his son ) and now they're divorced. son lives with the wife and she also got custody of the dog.

Poor Colby

[Charismatic]

dude that shit got crazy, he posted an update about it and his wife accused him of doing it ( apparently he kept it from her for some time while trying to address it with his son ) and now they're divorced. son lives with the wife and she also got custody of the dog.

Curse the patriarchy!

[Milkster]

Argument I heard on the bus

• Guy 1: no, niggah, gay dudes can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

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[Abandon]

Best hits of reddit. Protip: they all start with "this is a throwaway account"

this shit was posted in GD sometime last year, but yeah.

[Kuya]

whatever happend to that womyn who wouldn't let her son masturbate because patriarchy

[Cadsuane]

Biting beaver?

[Mertron]

hi

I brought up my son and daughter to have sex with each other. I'm a realist and I knew that someday they would become interested in sex. I didn't want the drama of them wanting it and hiding it from me if they found someone to do it with. I'm not like other moms who think that their little "angels" can do no wrong. Many parents refuse to see the truth that's right in front of them; on tv, in newspapers, magazines etc. Many parents DON"T WANT TO KNOW what their kids are up to. It's called denial. I bathed my kids together when they were little. I also had them sleep in the same twin bed, in the nude. I taught my daughter to soap up her brother during bathtime and vice versa, teaching both to pay special attention to each others genitals. When my son turned 6, I left him and his sister, 8, to bathe alone, but I checked on them every few minutes. As I hoped, they were 'playing' with each other. Sometime later, I guess when they were about 7 and 9, I found them in their bedroom,naked, their arms around each other, kissing. I knew the time had come when they wanted to have sex. I had had many talks with them about sex, love etc. including the mechanics of sex. I had them get in bed, my daughter on top, provided the lube and showed them what to do. They have been having sex almost every night for about 4 years now. They didn't grow up with the idea that their bodies are 'dirty' or 'bad' or that being naked is 'wrong'. Almost everyday my kids come directly home from school. They will often sit in front of the tv and make out with each other. That's fine with me. Other kids spend a lot of time and mental energy thinking about sex and fantasizing about it. My kids spend that time doing schoolwork and learning. I don't have to worry about my kids going around flirting, etc and trying to find a sex partner. While other kids are out there, (yes, parents, your kids) getting into a possibly dangerous situation, my kids are at home, having sex where it's safe. I've taught them about std's and how they are spread. My kids and I speak openly about sex and anything else too. Both have told me that they love having sex with each other and are not interested in having sex with anyone else.They are both Honor Roll students and do well in all other aspects of their lives. Not all kids who are sexually active end up as disrespectful, drugged out little sluts on the Maury Povich Show.

[Abandon]

oh

[Charismatic]

rofl