The Best/Worst of the Internet

**Qalbert** · 2013-03-19 21:47

well you won't get shrimp

**Qalbert** · 2013-03-19 21:47

you might get crabs

**Callisto** · 2013-03-19 21:53

under da seeeeaaaaaa

**Mertron** · 2013-03-19 21:57

more like

under DEEEZ NUTS

**Mertron** · 2013-03-19 21:57

GOTCHA BITCH

**Conrad** · 2013-03-19 21:58

here's a non-gross one, I promise

A few years ago, a friend and co-worker of mine, we'll call him Rob, was totally hot for a girl that we were both friends with for a while that also worked with us. I told him that he should just go for it, so he did. Rather than send a text, he used his phone to send an email due to the length.

Now, we're all pretty open, straightforward people, and we discuss all sorts of personal matters rather openly. His email went into detail about how he thought about her every night, how she could make him hard just by smiling at him, and how he needed her to know. Now, granted, this hardly sounds romantic, but we're talking about a very laid-back girl where something like "I'm bored, you wanna fuck?" would get you laid if she were up for it, and even if not wouldn't offend her.

Two little problems got in the way of Rob's little plan.

Problem number 1: He accidentally sent that huge email professing his lustful desires to his sister, not our friend. Their names are very similar and he hit the wrong contact. Worst still, he never called her by name in the email.

Problem number 2: His sister responded saying that she never knew he felt that way and would be interested in pursuing it further.

I would like to say that Rob's story turned into something you'd see in a porno (because it's not my sister so I don't give a fuck), but instead it ended up being extremely awkward for him, and even moreso for her, because she'd just confessed sexual interest in her own brother. I never got the details of what happened between them after that other than hearing from Rob that things between him and his sister were extremely uncomfortable after that.

**Callisto** · 2013-03-19 22:05

that might still be gross, are they ugly siblings?

**Abandon** · 2013-03-20 07:41

this is intriguing.

**Tajin** · 2013-03-20 08:03

Straight outta North Carolina.

**Brill Weave** · 2013-03-20 08:32

http://gizmodo.com/5432936/the-japan...=Google+Reader

I kind of want one of these things lol.

**shepardG** · 2013-03-20 10:15

Brill: owns a two legged sleeping bag for camping, does not own a gridle.

**Brill Weave** · 2013-03-20 10:44

For camping? That's for just sitting on the couch playing Black Ops. Now my hands will never be cold again.

**Tajin** · 2013-03-20 15:40

The upgrade is a bottle inside and a holder for the Doritos.

**Tajin** · 2013-03-20 15:41

And no liquids inside other than pee so:
http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-conte...hat-772303.jpg

**Tajin** · 2013-03-20 15:41

Shitty beer not included.

**shepardG** · 2013-03-20 16:22

what's wrong with bud heavy?

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2013-03-20 16:41

Originally Posted by shepardG

what's wrong with bud heavy?

this bear dick receptacle better hope I lose youmadness

**shepardG** · 2013-03-20 16:54

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

this bear dick receptacle better hope I lose youmadness

show me where i said there'd be video, your ass must hurt something hella fierce.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2013-03-20 17:12

you spent $90 to post pictures of you and four other guys playing with dildos in the desert. if anyone has a sore a ass around here

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2013-03-20 17:12

I do applaud you for briefly distracting us from your shit posting

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