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**JigglyJam** · 2013-02-23 01:10

this one had jap bitches

i could tell from being a weeaboo all these years

**Cream Soda** · 2013-02-23 01:13

My Asian detection is top rank. Usually the only times I get mixed up is with mixed Asians.

Had this girl in my class who had a mom that was half Viet, half Korean and her dad was half Chinese, half Filipino. She was def a 10, but I was like "where the fuck is she from?"

Also, Hmong throws me off as well, since I've only ever met 3 of them.

**JigglyJam** · 2013-02-23 01:14

i'm not such an expert
i can tell the east-asians apart and the rest i dump in the southeast asia, south pacific category

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2013-02-23 01:24

and to think if you didn't piss away $250 on that stupid ass gold chain around your name you could lost your virginity before today

**JigglyJam** · 2013-02-23 01:25

i know right

**Ksandra** · 2013-02-23 01:44

Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass

and to think if you didn't piss away $250 on that stupid ass gold chain around your name you could lost your virginity before today

Everything I've been told about black people have lead me to believe you need BOTH gold chains and bitches

**JigglyJam** · 2013-02-23 01:58

abandon thread

***Blarg*** · 2013-02-23 02:11

So I've always wondered. Do places like that even try to hide what they are doing or did they basically say 200 was for sex.

**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 02:15

looking to fill out an application blarg?

**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 02:15

i think you might be settling for about 60 bucks

**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 02:16

the 60 is being generous in case you fall into a specific fetish category

**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 02:16

i hate you

***Blarg*** · 2013-02-23 02:54

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

looking to fill out an application blarg?

Yes. When I asked your mother for one she says she was all out of applications as she has been very busy lately, which is odd because the economy is still not that great yet so perhaps she is just really good at her job and is booked solid despite many people not having jobs. I really should have asked her to clarify that point though because it may have also been the case that she just didn't have enough applications in the first place possibly implying her printer or scanner was broken and then I could have offered to fix it in lieu of a payment but I never did that so now I'm stuck wondering if I should show up in a day or two and see if she has has made new applications or if she will still be out. Perhaps you could ask her for me when she isn't busy conducting her trade.

Please rate this burn of your mother out of 10.

**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 03:14

your mother is so black that when she gets out of the car the check oil light comes on

***Blarg*** · 2013-02-23 03:45

why wouldn't the light go on when she gets into the car? I think there may be an issue with the actual dash backlight itself if it's acting funny like that

**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 04:08

Originally Posted by Blarg

why wouldn't the light go on when she gets into the car?

***Blarg*** · 2013-02-23 04:10

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

your mother is so black that when she gets out of the car the check oil light comes on

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**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 04:11

it makes perfect sense

do you not know how cars and oil work

**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 04:13

also, im reporting you for .

**Mertron** · 2013-02-23 04:13

nigger

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