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  1. 2013-02-23 04:30 #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    it makes perfect sense

    do you not know how cars and oil work
    How I understood your 10/10 great joke is that when your oil gets black that means it's bad and my mother is so black that she is able to magically influence a cars oil and make it black just by being near it. My point is that if she is so black then why does the light go on when she leaves the car and not all the other times too, ie. when she gets in the car too.
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  3. 2013-02-23 04:38 #43
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    200 dammmn

    I'd pay maybe 150 for a nuru gel massage (sex optional)
  4. 2013-02-23 12:22 #44
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    how much to put it in her butt?
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  7. 2013-02-24 14:27 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    Lol for real.
  8. 2013-02-24 14:35 #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    give the full review. also, congrats on losing your virginity. not too shocked it took a man with dolls in his sig and avatar to take this long for it happen but congrats nonetheless.
    shit
  9. 2013-02-24 20:10 #49
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    should have waited for love
  10. 2013-02-24 20:33 #50
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    So were you able to be a man and do as you please, or did they require you to be a useless beta and sit still while she does her job?
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    Having to pay for isn't what an "alpha" male does...
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    Having to? Quite true, but that doesn't necessarily mean they will never choose to.
    Not that what you posted has anything to do with what he asked anyway...
  13. 2013-02-24 22:26 #53
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    He most likely had to lay there and let her do her thing. That's standard procedure in pseudo-business/sex shop models.
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    he said he did missionary at one point how do you do missionary and let her do her thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by warc View Post
    shit
    Just wanted to point out that I told this gentleman to get the fuck out via voice.
  17. 2013-02-26 13:02 #57
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I'm starting to believe milkster has never had sex.
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    Can still be alpha as fuck and pay for sex. Just means you transcended the bullshit of actually having to talk to bitches and make enough bank to order them from a menu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Can still be alpha as fuck and pay for sex. Just means you transcended the bullshit of actually having to talk to bitches and make enough bank to order them from a menu.
    Damn right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I'm starting to believe milkster has never had sex.
    http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&sourc...61989399217871
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