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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    How long is he in jail for this time?

    lol so after not seeing my uncle for 4-5 days, I decided to look him up on the Pinellas county jail site and yup, GMs ganked his ass.

    It says sentenced here on the site, but no mention of how long he's supposed to be in for.

    http://pcsoweb.com/InmateBooking/Sub...spx?id=1537333

    Anyone better at reading this type of thing than I am?

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    why is your uncle a hispanic male?

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    why does he have a dragon tail tattoo on his right arm?

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    Because I'm mixed?

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    i notice he is puerto rican. perhaps you are related to kuya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    why does he have a dragon tail tattoo on his right arm?
    So it's easier for the cops to identify him with all his arrests?

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    The Anti Miz
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    this is earth shattering news. all this time i pictures this as your uncle
    http://www.moviesaboutgladiators.com...snake-moan.jpg

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    That'd be my uncle on my dad's side, who probably has a larger record than this uncle

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    I'm pretty sure DWLSR means driving with license suspended or revoked.

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    what are you going to do when you graduate?

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    how are you going to break free from these shackles of lazyness and alcohol abuse and being blaxican?

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    More school, or if I don't get into the program of choice, start working w/ the degree I have

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    How many times has he done this?
    http://www.legalmatch.com/law-librar...n-florida.html

    Looks like a max of 60 days unless it's a third+ offense, in which case it is up to 5 years. I infer that it isn't his third strike because it's still listed as a misdemeanor.

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    Byrth beat me to it, but yea, first or second offense is max of 60 days. He got busted for driving with a suspended license. Make sure to inform your uncle when he returns that he's a fucking retard. Also how the fuck do you wind up with almost negative 30 dollars at commissary?

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    Third offense was in '06 lol. Going through all his prior arrests now

    Then I see two in 2009, one in 2011, and one in 2012

    So looks like 8th offense, lol.

    But he has Mike Babboni as an attorney, of all his arrests (multiple battery charges, including hitting a 60 year old lady who slapped him, her husband, and 3-4 other people that lived in that trailer park; manufacturing weed (90+ plants in the house), etc. etc.) he's never done more than a month in jail, and most of the time it's just time served until his hearing and the most he's gotten was 6 months probation (for the weed).

    Most of the time he shows up to court, Babboni meets him in the hallway and said it's already taken care of, you're free to go.

    Hell, I remember when his wife would start to throw his shit away or break his stuff when she'd get mad at him he'd say "I'll hit you just like last time and you know I'll get away with it"

    My uncle is puttin that man's kids through college

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    Looks like he's lucky they keep shitty notes? This is his 6th DWLSR and he already was hit with the Felony.

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    I think I've seen your uncle on Lockup

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    Just because he's booked on a misdemeanor doesn't mean it can't get bumped up to a felony later.

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    It does when your attorney is Babboni lol

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