MLB 2013 Season Thread: TEFLON BRAUN Episode V: The Selig Strikes Back

**Headspace** · 2013-05-04 14:26

MARMLOL

**Rhinox** · 2013-05-04 15:19

Laugh now but when Mark apell and some stud ace next year are mowing down reds in 2015-16 cubs fans will be the ones laughing.

Meanwhile down on the farm Javier Baez is drawing comparisons to Manny Ramirez and jorge soler is being compared to Vladimir guerrero with speed and without the bad knees.

**Rhinox** · 2013-05-04 15:20

THEO

**BadKarma** · 2013-05-06 07:56

Notsureifsrs.

**Melena** · 2013-05-06 10:45

Ugg, my money league team decided it didn't want to hit the baseball collectively this week. Was in second place, went 4-17-2 against the first place team and dropped into a tie for fourth.

**Cail** · 2013-05-06 11:02

Originally Posted by Melena

Ugg, my money league team decided it didn't want to hit the baseball collectively this week. Was in second place, went 4-17-2 against the first place team and dropped into a tie for fourth.

My money league pitchers forgot how to pitch. Strasburg, Medlen, and Maholm cant win. Helickson the same. Burnett has been ok.KROLD was brutal this week. At least Jim Johnson, Rodney, and Holland have been good. Oh, and Weaver on the DL. YUS

**Melena** · 2013-05-06 11:07

Yea, my pitching has been mediocre. If there was a stat for most no decisions, I would have won that. Minor, Strasburgh, Sale, Harvey, Kennedy, and Moore for my starters, and even my relievers have been getting roughed up.

**Melena** · 2013-05-06 14:39

So I have to drop someone to activate Zimmerman off my DL and I can't figure out who to decide. This is my roster as it stands right now. Leaning towards Putz but I have no clue if Upton is ever going to come around and I am OF heavy

Salvador Perez
Rizzo
Pedroia
M. Carpenter
Ian Desmond
Cuddyer
A. Gordon
B.J. Upton
Aybar
Rosario
McCutchen
C. Davis
Kendrick
Minor
Sale
Johnson
Putz
G. Perkins
I. Kennedy
Strasburg
Moore
Harvey

**Cail** · 2013-05-06 16:15

Gavin Floyd out 14-19 months. Think I saw it was to repair a torn labrum and something else?

**Alderaan** · 2013-05-06 19:13

Throw an off-speed pitch right down the middle. Proceed to strike out BJ 3 times in 4 innings.

**Moss** · 2013-05-06 19:42

Originally Posted by Alderaan

Throw an off-speed pitch right down the middle. Proceed to strike out BJ 3 times in 4 innings.

I just want him to be mediocre at the plate at this point

**Melena** · 2013-05-06 20:11

0/4 with 4 k's now.

**Moss** · 2013-05-06 23:15

the wide shot from behind home plate of everyone just staring is gold

**Akiyama** · 2013-05-07 20:49

http://deadspin.com/toronto-blue-jay...h-li-494690306

Wow.

**archibaldcrane** · 2013-05-07 21:26

Had to drill holes in his skull to relieve swelling.

**Cail** · 2013-05-07 21:34

Holy shit...

**Melena** · 2013-05-07 21:39

Fuck I cringed watching that. Scary ass shit.

**Headspace** · 2013-05-07 21:47

real life: yay choooooooo

fantasy: god damn it Kimbrel

also, fucking scary shit with Happ

**Akiyama** · 2013-05-07 22:15

Kimbrel sux, need new closer plox.

**FNH** · 2013-05-07 23:26

Felt so bad for Happ, was having a great season so far. Looked like it caught him over the eye.

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