Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are

[Lokus]

The hypotheticals they have to constantly create to justify their reasoning. Dudes getting spooked by a "What if" and living in fear.

[Meresgi]

https://twitter.com/HeartlandSignal/...90484372648080

Ahh yes cows, they kill more people then people and guns combined every year. It's crazy we still keep them for their milk and meats when they can debone a child in less then 5 seconds.

Also if you're getting trampled by a cow and fucking shoot it...all the other cows are gonna trample the shit out if you as they flee in terror of the gun shot.

[Richybear]

Not if you have a minigun or 2 at your disposal. Cow even looks at you sideways and it's hamburger

[Meresgi]

[TsingTao]

Worth the watch for Cow Tse Tongue

[Cantih]

Ahh yes cows, they kill more people then people and guns combined every year.

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/mallorymcmorrow/...504111303?s=46

[Mertron]

never go full “theyre turning the frogs gay”

https://twitter.com/kaivanshroff/sta...262729740?s=46

[Dimmauk]

https://twitter.com/mallorymcmorrow/...504111303?s=46

https://x.com/matthewmaddock/status/...724451761?s=20

Dude triple downed on his stupidity. How do people this dumb get elected.

Why aren't we running for office?

[mallister]

Invaders you say?!!

https://youtu.be/ttYYODfH-QY?si=IeHjMO7QKjmCac7G

[mallister]

Kennedy's running mate is also a nutjob:

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/0...n-ivf-00149523

[Cantih]

https://x.com/matthewmaddock/status/...724451761?s=20

Dude triple downed on his stupidity. How do people this dumb get elected.

Why aren't we running for office?

Q1. Dumb people vote.

Q2. Complain to Zealot.

[mallister]

Voter fraud you say?!!

https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/la...ote-rcna145510

[Yabby]

Can't say they didn't have 100% proof voter fraud was at play.

[Gredival]

https://x.com/matthewmaddock/status/...724451761?s=20

Dude triple downed on his stupidity. How do people this dumb get elected.

Why aren't we running for office?

Being smart doesn't make people elect you, it makes them resent you.

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[Milkster]

A tale in two parts

https://twitter.com/Caitlyn_Jenner/s...wrCiqo9GA&s=19

https://twitter.com/BigRedCeltTT/sta...fK8ZnfU8w&s=19

A 3rd just for fun

https://twitter.com/bosoxfan1990/sta...nmyMpPgKg&s=19

[TsingTao]

Gender is flexible...hypocrisy is forever.

[Outlaw]

Is it time for a, "Tennessee says the stupidest shit thread" yet?

Tennessee lawmakers vote to ban geoengineering, with allusions to 'chemtrails' conspiracy theory

The Tennessee state House of Representatives passed a bill Monday designed to prevent geoengineering, the practice of intentionally modifying the atmosphere to counteract global warming.

“This will be my wife’s favorite bill of the year. She has worried about this, I bet, 10 years. It’s been going on a long, long time,” Republican Sen. Frank Niceley said at a hearing about the bill last month. “If you look up — one day, it’ll be clear. The next day they will look like some angels have been playing tic-tac-toe. They’re everywhere. I’ve got pictures on my phone with X's right over my house. For years they denied they were doing anything.”

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/envi...ils-rcna145015

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[Tyche]

Context: She's discussing a bill that would ban paramilitary camps. Apparently a white nationalist wanted to create a white paramilitary ethnostate. Still, the quote "let's talk about the Nazis. I would like to know what they did, in detail if folks would like to share, that was wrong and infringed on another person's rights..." is not a quote you want with your name attached at the end.

https://twitter.com/MaineHDCC/status...0W5UbDh-Q&s=19

[Byrthnoth]

Feels like she was on the wrong side of history before she started talking and her words made her look dumb.