Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are

[Mazmaz]

Maybe he was talking about wolves in a figurative sense.

[mallister]

i was just coming to post that article..

[ronin sparthos]

I just had a vision of a pack of wolves ripping a man to shreds as "God Bless America" played in the background.

And then I sobbed.

[mallister]

dude is on the technology subcommittee:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/08/politi...ham/index.html

[Outlaw]

He probably has one of those phones in his office with the big buttons for old people.

[Waraji]

He probably has one of those phones in his office with the big buttons for old people.

Rotary Dial?

[Ragnus]

Nah, this.

[Antithesis]

http://www.engadget.com/2015/03/09/r...=rss_truncated

If only we had voted in Charlie Christ. Come on Florida, we could have been so much more.

[Waraji]

My state keeps getting better and better.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/stat...e12983720.html

Florida officials ban term 'climate change'

DEP officials have been ordered not to use the term “climate change” or “global warming” in any official communications, emails, or reports, according to former DEP employees, consultants, volunteers and records obtained by the Florida Center for Investigative Reporting.

Edit: Derp, hour too late, different article though. :X

[notorious bum]

That just means they have to be a little more creative with their terminology: Polar bear Fuckery, Global Igloo Australia, or International House of Tamales, to get them started.

[Waraji]

I sense a long winded name with appropriate acronym to shit on Scott Walkers name.

[mallister]

my latest contribution:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/0...il=facebook_sf

tl:dr: there isn't one that will do this one justice. read the article and prepare to facepalm.

[Moss]

that's beyond facepalm, some of those details are sickening

[myreality]

There needs to be a psych test to run for office. Barring psychopaths and religious nut jobs.




Edit: and Floridians

[6souls]

Sen. Jeff Hayden (D-Minneapolis) has Introduced a Bill to Figure Out why Black People Smoke Menthols
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...cigarettes.php

[kuronosan]

And in ass backwards news, Governor Brownback exclaims that Kansas is having revenue problems because not enough people are making babies and starting families.

[Andalusian girls]

Sen. Jeff Hayden (D-Minneapolis) has Introduced a Bill to Figure Out why Black People Smoke Menthols
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...cigarettes.php

finally we'll learn

[Xno Kappa]

Sen. Jeff Hayden (D-Minneapolis) has Introduced a Bill to Figure Out why Black People Smoke Menthols
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...cigarettes.php

I had to look at the web address two or three times to make sure I wasn't reading an onion article lmao.

[Xantavia]

Really? Chapelle answered that like 10 years ago.

[Niiro]

I don't think you're remembering the whole bit....