Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are

[Ragnus]

Who cares about forgiveness when they're too scared to even try attacking us again!

[Cantih]

Oh, this one is a good laugh

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2015/0...ne-person.html

[6souls]

Paul LePage, Maine Governor, makes a statement about the drug problem in his state

The traffickers — these aren't people who take drugs. These are guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty. These type of guys that come from Connecticut and New York. They come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave. Which is the real sad thing, because then we have another issue that we have to deal with down the road.

http://www.npr.org/2016/01/09/462406...ugs-in-america
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/maine...ry?id=36156400

LePage soon walked back the comments, saying they were a mistake. "I was going impromptu, and my brain didn't catch up to my mouth." He continued, "Instead of Maine women, I said white women.... if you go to Maine, you can see it's 95 percent white."

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/poli...remark-n492776

[Byrthnoth]

I don't even know how to respond to this. Is he actually employed?

[Xno Kappa]

Where da wite womin at!?

[Ragnus]

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/0...eration-223371

Tom Cotton: We have a problem with under-incarceration in the US.

[Tyrath]

Why do I know his name? Is he the one who wrote that letter to iran?

[Ragnus]

Yeah, he was involved in that letter along with 46 or 47 other GoP members.

http://www.mintpressnews.com/senator...n-deal/212632/

[Andalusian girls]

classic D-Money

[Galkaeater]

[6souls]

[Anoat]

HODOR

[kuronosan]

This isn't something a politician really said but one of our state reps just lost his son to a water slide after being ejected from the raft and catching his head on the safety nets. They shut the park down.

News feeds showed massive amounts of blood in the water. Pretty gruesome way to die.

[Tyrath]

Really, how does that have anything to do with this thread

[kuronosan]

Because he's probably going to vie to have to park shut down, and his statement was fucking creepy. I'll post it later if no one else does. I was in a bit of a hurry.

[Fiye]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/07/us/kan...k-child-death/

Article about it. Saw it last night but haven't seen any other details aside that it happened during a free-for-politicians day.

More details

http://heavy.com/news/2016/08/caleb-...-photos-video/

Haven't seen any statements regarding the place from him though. Only a statement from their pastor.

[Byrthnoth]

Michele and I want to thank the Olathe and Kansas City, KS communities and all our friends and family for their outpouring of support and compassion as it relates to the sudden loss of our son, Caleb Thomas Schwab.

Since the day he was born, he brought abundant joy to our family and all those who he came in contact with. As we try and mend our home with him no longer with us, we are comforted knowing he believed in his Savior, Jesus, and they are forever together now. We will see him another day.

Your continued prayers are welcome and appreciated. We appreciate your understanding of our family’s need for privacy during this difficult time of grieving.

Pretty boilerplate for a midwestern rep, I'd think.

[BaneTheBrawler]

that's pretty boilerplate for midwestern, period.

[6souls]

Maine Governor wants to kill Black and Hispanic drug dealers, Also wants to kill the 'Cocksucker' lawmaker in a duel for calling him a racist

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37204837 | http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-w...criticized-him

He has binders of drug dealers and white women to prove his point.

[Melena]

Ann Coulter: Donald Trump wasn't mocking a reporters disability, he was imitating a standard retard.