Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are

[BaneTheBrawler]

It's probably the third one, we don't have Charter around here that I know of. The major ones are Comcast (which I don't see their vans here anymore), AT&T, Cox, SureWest, TW, and Google.

you don't have TW anymore. TW is Spectrum. So that's probably the ad you saw, though it's possible option 3 happened as well.

[Xno Kappa]

So the Alabama education system is at least 60 years behind is what I take from this?

[Day]

I think what grampa sessions was trying to say is that Hawaii is barely affected by immigration to the 'mainland', probably could have been worded better or not said at all but he doesn't seem like the type to give a fuck

[Clash Perez]

Considering that the ban in question is not directed to the other countries on the American continents but rather those where immigrants would, by simple geography, be required to arrive via air travel or ocean voyages it hardly seems to matter whether the water-encompassed land mass is our 50th state or the other 49.

[kuronosan]

I think what grampa sessions was trying to say is that Hawaii is barely affected by immigration to the 'mainland', probably could have been worded better or not said at all but he doesn't seem like the type to give a fuck

So you're saying a judge in Hawaii doesn't have the right to make such a call?

Okay. We'll just make sure to nix all votes from rural areas because they disproportionately affect the states and cities who the real problems affect.

Wait...

[Day]

I'm not saying any of it

[Tyrath]

Nah, you're just defending it.

[Day]

I wasn't actually but ok

[Xno Kappa]

Fuck it. While we're at it let's get rid of Alaska too. Amirite?

[Jaybar]

Fuck it. While we're at it let's get rid of Alaska too. Amirite?

How are we going to keep an eye on Russia during these troubled times?!

[Niiro]

All states that were not one of the original 13 colonies are forever relegated to beta-tier America.

[Zealot]

That's the way it is now though.

[Athas]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...3e4_story.html

[Salodin]

Interesting article...

[Dantrag]

So hard to read what he says, jesus.

[kuronosan]

All I see is a guy who can't answer a question without going back to his "accomplishments".

'Where do you stand on child rape?'

"Child rape is an awful, awful thing. We'll do everything we can to get rid of it. That's why this border wall, which my supporters favor, and let me tell you it won't cost that much money to build it, is such a great idea. Tremendous idea. The borders have been cleared of 80% of all bad people. Bad people are coming into this country, and building a wall will eliminate the drugs. The President of China said he's never seen anything like it. That's why we're increasing security. China's going to buy planes from us you know. I managed to get those planes down and save Japan hundreds of millions of dollars. Hundreds of millions. That's why Japan does business here, and why NATO is going to pay up. Nobody ever tells them to pay up, and it's about time they did. I was thanked for that you know. They thanked me for asking them to pay, because I make business deals all the time."

Ad naus.

[Jaybar]

The President of China said he's never seen anything like it

Oh wow.

[kuronosan]

No, that was just rhetoric. They didn't ask him about child rape.

[Jaybar]

No, that was just rhetoric. They didn't ask him about child rape.

It was well versed then.

[kuronosan]

It was well versed then.

That's because, question and child rape aside, I put it together using most of the shit he actually said in that interview.

Like he literally was answering questions with "Check out how great this thing is".