Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are

[Mina]

That is some next level leaps of logic. The kind I've never heard in my entire life and had to browse several news sites to make sure this is real.

[TsingTao]

Holy shit. Seriously, that's insane.

So his state is full of child rapists that only rape children during business hours and never during summer break huh? When kids are safely at school these truly bizarre predators have nothing to do? Same for drug dealers apparently.

[Xno Kappa]

Freudian slip imo.

[Quicklet]

Presented without comment (the article is a quick read).

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...4c7_story.html

[Day]

He put out a FB live vid this morning and said hes done apologizing and hes not resigning lol

[TsingTao]

Why should old white men be the only racist, paranoid conspiracy theorists in politics? If secret Fema camps and lizard people are acceptable why not Weather Jews?

Good for him.

[Day]

I mean I haven't done the research to prove him wrong, he could be right for all I know

[Niiro]

We all know the Jews control the weather but we also know not to say it out loud.

[Deftscythe]

My favorite part was where he said he didn't think anyone would be offended by the weather comment. "What? They should be proud! Controlling the weather is no easy thing."

[Zealot]

Yes, we control the weather, we choose to live in the middle of a desert and/or a swamp filled with alligators.

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[Niiro]

Funny how both are ideal environments for lizards huh...

[Cantih]

Funny how both are ideal environments for lizards huh...

[NynJa]

Niiro just dunked all over Zealot.

[Day]

im not sayin all jews are lizard androids but if turns out some are i'm not gonna be too surprised you know what i mean

[Zealot]

Fuck, Niiro made the joke I was gonna follow up with.

[Zealot]

I'm gonna hit him with lightning.

[Fiye]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.56e45380ee0e

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[dasva]

Republican Rep. Diane Black of Tennessee : Porn is one 'root cause' of school shootings

[Tyrath]

This is probably posted elsewhere but belongs here too

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...gn=hp_fb_pages

Corey Lewandowski Dismisses Girl With Down Syndrome Separated From Mother: ‘Womp, Womp’

[6souls]

MN GOP Senate Candidate Karin Housely Attends Native American Pow Wow
https://twitter.com/KarinHousley/sta...26741217775616 | https://twitter.com/KarinHousley/sta...56778818523136

Decides to hold Her Own Pow Wow at a Parade

She has since deleted the tweet saying that it was never meant to be made public.