Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are

[Aerin]

Senator Ben Sasse giving the greatest graduation speech of all time. Step back Obama, this guy could be President one day.

[arus2001]

If I cringe any harder I think my skin will rip off my body.

[6souls]

https://twitter.com/KwCongressional/...247549954?s=20

[Day]

that dude is amazing, knows way too much meme and pop culture references to be looking like that

[Cail]

Wasnt sure where else to put this...400k for a fence? Yikes

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1293736302890942465

[zandterman]

Wasnt sure where else to put this...400k for a fence? Yikes

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1293736302890942465

Kristi Noam: “There’s no governor in America that has trusted their people to make the right choices more than I have."

Also Kristi Noam: "I need a $400,000 wall to protect me from... someone? Anyone could attack at any time! Don't trust anyone! Build me a bunker too, Donald has one, I want one too!"

Wonder what she's worried about...

[6souls]

https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/st...42931610427392

[Eurell]

Man. Even death can't stop that guy.

[mallister]

i wasn't sure exactly where to put this: jerry falwell jr. out living his best life, wife's boyfriend has the receipts.

https://www.reuters.com/investigates...-relationship/

[Qalbert]

i wasn't sure exactly where to put this: jerry falwell jr. out living his best life, wife's boyfriend has the receipts.

https://www.reuters.com/investigates...-relationship/

Jerry Falwell Jr. agrees to resign as Liberty University president after claiming he was being extorted over his wife’s affair

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/patrick_hruby/st...983555593?s=21

[mallister]

Jerry Falwell Jr. agrees to resign as Liberty University president after claiming he was being extorted over his wife’s affair

OR IS HE

https://www.yahoo.com/news/falwell-s...143147987.html

[Guyverarmor]

Jerry was a cuck...totally didn't see that one /s

[carlweathers]

It's weird that its the right wingers that end up being cucks since they love that phrase too much. Roger Stone and Paul Manafort are in the same boat.

[Milkster]

This only furthers my hypothesis that everyone is kinky and the most judgemental and outspoken about sexuality are the most repressed and can't deal with what they like and some arbitrary standards they believe in. Like if he would've minded his business and not said a word while he enjoyed watching his wife buss it open, no one would've cared but the grift and call of those Evangelical dollars was too strong.

Also sad, that the RNC is digital because the sex worker industry lost out on it's most profitable two week span. Easily can clear 6-8 figure clients during this time.

[kuronosan]

This only furthers my hypothesis that everyone is kinky and the most judgemental and outspoken about sexuality are the most repressed and can't deal with what they like and some arbitrary standards they believe in. Like if he would've minded his business and not said a word while he enjoyed watching his wife buss it open, no one would've cared but the grift and call of those Evangelical dollars was too strong.

Also sad, that the RNC is digital because the sex worker industry lost out on it's most profitable two week span. Easily can clear 6-8 figure clients during this time.

This is literally what Reaction Formation is.

People that "speak out" against something often do it themselves and are trying to push the spotlight away from their own sexual occupations OR firmly believe it's wrong because of the first type manipulating them.

[Mertron]

still looking for a woman to call me worthless while beating the piss out of me

instead of just calling me worthless

[Zealot]

Those Republicans should become Democrats, you don't get judged for your drugs or weird sex stuff there.

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[Byrthnoth]

Those Republicans should become Democrats, you don't get judged for your drugs or weird sex stuff there.

But no pedo shit plz

Particularly if your last name is weiner

[Zealot]

Both sides are pretty anti-pedo, the GOP had the misfortune of being the ones to court the religious vote and elect a dude who raped a child.

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