Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are

**Day** · 2022-05-17 14:51

https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/stat...PFZPBzhZXfo8qw

is this facetime

**Xno Kappa** · 2022-05-17 15:04

Originally Posted by Day

https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/stat...S-nCIV8x_L--xg

love to let my 4 yo watch the news about a massacre and then have them facetime me to ask what i'm doing in congress to help

Reminds me of that Elizabeth Warren action figure story and how it made someones daughter feel very brave lol.

I'll take things that never happened for $500 Ken.

**Xno Kappa** · 2022-05-17 15:07

Originally Posted by Day

This will work too.

**Krandor** · 2022-05-17 15:15

Originally Posted by Andalusian girls

that's mostly just a result of being better than the rest of the country

I won't lie that California is my favorite place to live

(Though if I didn't get BAH to cover the ridiculous housing prices I would sing a very different tune)

**Melena** · 2022-05-17 15:40

Originally Posted by NynJa

Any reason why a four year old should know how to unlock an iPhone and open facetime?

They can be clever enough sometimes to figure it out.

Oh mommy looks at the phone before giving it to me, let me hold the phone up to her sleeping face so I can use it.

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**Qalbert** · 2022-05-19 21:58

https://twitter.com/sambrodey/status...73298182434821

**Jaybar** · 2022-05-19 23:24

That post got real sinister real fast.

**Milkster** · 2022-05-20 07:41

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...er-queer-in-va

Republican wants to sue private business for having LGBTQ+ books. Party of small government though.

**Tyrath** · 2022-05-20 08:20

Dark MAGA!

**Milkster** · 2022-06-01 07:53

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-ta...g-live-1711528

Cishets y'all on notice for going extinct

**TsingTao** · 2022-06-01 09:01

Well she had to get everyone to stop talking about peach tree dishes, didn't she?

**Gwynplaine** · 2022-06-01 20:25

In case you missed it, and in case there was ever any doubt, yes the Republican theocrats are coming for your BangBus. The right has this really fucking weird and gross angle they've taken with single men and posing like some concernced helicopter dad doing what's best for them. Josh Hawley has also said repeatedly he thinks a lot of single men waste their lives yanking it and playing video games... with the implications being they should instead be righteous God warriors who marry and slap babies out for Sky Dad.

https://twitter.com/duty2warn/status...dxIBU5jWNs1O2g

https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/...dxIBU5jWNs1O2g

https://twitter.com/RepGosar/status/...dxIBU5jWNs1O2g

**Zealot** · 2022-06-02 00:44

I mean, he's not wrong about the drug abuse and trafficking.

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**NotGreyheim** · 2022-06-02 03:54

Originally Posted by Gwynplaine

In case you missed it, and in case there was ever any doubt, yes the Republican theocrats are coming for your BangBus. The right has this really fucking weird and gross angle they've taken with single men and posing like some concernced helicopter dad doing what's best for them. Josh Hawley has also said repeatedly he thinks a lot of single men waste their lives yanking it and playing video games... with the implications being they should instead be righteous God warriors who marry and slap babies out for Sky Dad.

https://twitter.com/duty2warn/status...dxIBU5jWNs1O2g

https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/...dxIBU5jWNs1O2g

https://twitter.com/RepGosar/status/...dxIBU5jWNs1O2g

Joke's on Hawley. I'm ace to spite god.

**Gwynplaine** · 2022-06-02 19:38

Originally Posted by Zealot

I mean, he's not wrong about the drug abuse and trafficking.

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Only means that the porn/sex industry needs more regulations/guard rails or dare I say unions to protect workers, and in sex work needs to be legalized to start with.