Do We Have A 'Silly Shit Politicians Say' Thread? If Not, Here We Are

[Krandor]

Feels like a lot of bending over backwards to defend a lying liar if im being honest

And she has such a great track record too. She definitely has never lied or bended the truth to get ahead in life, no sir.

[Day]

Asking the guy who literally plays in a band and just worked a big festival if he knows what a concert looks like, good times

hey ive never gone to a hiphop festival maybe they do things a little differently, ive definitely been packed up front but never had much skin to skin contact w anyone, certainly not a prolonged period of time, but hey all we know is our own experiences. Its entirely possible people take off their clothes and rub all over each other at astroworld, hes right i wouldnt know

[Milkster]

Asking the guy who literally plays in a band and just worked a big festival if he knows what a concert looks like, good times

He doesn't need you to dick ride. He already got clocked for his ignorance in spam by me, AG and also Salodin. He clearly has never been to one of these mega festivals that happen.

And you probably shouldn't try to jump to what's within the realm of possibility Mr. 10 year olds being forced to travel across state lines to get abortions doesn't happen.

[Zealot]

I could believe someone telling Warren they didn't think she would win because she's a woman and her story becoming many people talking about dicks.

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[Day]

Milk you seem really desperate to bring random spam shit to this sub, a lot of deflection from the fact warren be cappin

[Day]

I could believe someone telling Warren they didn't think she would win because she's a woman and her story becoming many people talking about dicks.

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I too could believe an entirely different scenario than what she said

[mallister]

boebert's hubando out being himself:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-laure...153353406.html

[Xno Kappa]

Officers from the Garfield County Sheriff's Office opted to let the neighbors settle the dispute among themselves, though they didn't explain why, the Post reported.

Dope. I didn’t even know that was an option.

[Xno Kappa]

Officer: Sir you’re blatantly shitfaced.

Jayson Boebert: Nah it’s cool. I talked it over with my neighbors.

Officer: Understandable. Have a great day.

[Qalbert]

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/s...26126760443905

[Melena]

England and Daily mail, but basically parroting UK politician's right now. This is the sort of shit my friend deals with on a daily basis

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaLw1iEW...g&name=900x900

[Yabby]

I don't know the fully story behind JK and all that shit, but I feel like half the reason these crazy people are getting so far into our system is that the left needs to group everyone into the same fucking box.

Person 1: I think a trans female has an advantage over females from birth in pro sports.

Person 2: I think a 10-year-old child should be forced to give birth after being raped.

Left wing nutjob: They are the same person.

[Melena]

England's transphobia is at a level that makes our bible belt almost look tame. Watched a bit of a debate between 3 politician's and quite literally the campaign talking point was vote for me, i'm more transphobic then the other two.

[Forte]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-b2145561.html

[Gredival]

“A lot of people have likened the situation that’s going on right now is, you know, they say we’re in a banana republic. I think that’s an insult to Banana Republics across the country. I mean, at least the manager of Banana Republic, unlike our president, knows where he is and why he’s there and what he’s doing.”

— Bo Hines (R), North Carolina congressional candidate who has apparently has no idea what a "banana republic" is

[6souls]

“A lot of people have likened the situation that’s going on right now is, you know, they say we’re in a banana republic. I think that’s an insult to Banana Republics across the country. I mean, at least the manager of Banana Republic, unlike our president, knows where he is and why he’s there and what he’s doing.”

— Bo Hines (R), North Carolina congressional candidate who has apparently has no idea what a "banana republic" is

Rubio used the term recently, so that's why you're seeing it.

[Milkster]

https://whnt.com/news/alabama-news/l...controversy%2F

At least they're open about it now. Can this finally be considered terrorism now Gred?

[Day]

terrorism is when you share an image on facebook

[Qalbert]

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/stat...56837266919424

[Tyrath]

*confused thin blue line noises*