Boston Marathon Bombing: BEAHCAT & BRUINS, 'MURICA

[Dimmauk]

Uncle was some serious mayad

I feel bad for him.

[Headspace]

Ayesha Kazmi ‏@AyeshaKazmi 1h

Are American twitter users ACTUALLY going after Czech twitter users thinking they're Chechen?! #Watertown

You go, Glen Coco.

[Insanecyclone]

BASED UNCLE

[Kwijiboe]

Suspects literally could not be more Muslim.

[Rocl]

My brother apparently lives in the same town as mad uncle and I called him but he didn't know him

I wanted to sit and talk with the maddest of uncles

[Ksandra]

soon as there's a clip of mad uncle, post it. I missed it!

[Cail]

So this thread grew by about 50 pages since I last read it. Can I get a tl;dr?

[Kwijiboe]

soon as there's a clip of mad uncle, post it. I missed it!

Some of the questions were somewhat insulting, but he handled them incredibly well and passionately. E.g. What do you think about America?

[Tyrath]

So this thread grew by about 50 pages since I last read it. Can I get a tl;dr?

On the previous page.

- White Hat is still at large.
- There is a police standoff at a building in Watertown, we do not know why, or who may be inside, reports say police have used megaphones asking person inside to give up and come outside.
- Radio Chatter Indicates person at gunpoint, has a detonator, "device" in his jacket, EOD teams being called in
- Described as either age 60-70
- Salt and Pepper Hair
- Currently Handcuffed in street, waiting for bomb team, possible dead-man switch
- CONFIRMED NOT SUSPECT 2 WHITEHAT


Summary: (All Times are EDT)
- Thursday before 10:20pm A 7-11 in Cambridge is robbed by the men believed to be the Boston Marathon bombing suspects.
- 10:20pm An MIT police officer, Sean Collier, 26, was shot and killed while sitting in his squad car, responding to a report of disturbance in Cambridge.
- 11:30pm An armed carjacking by two men took place in the area of Third Street in Cambridge. The victim was held in the car for approximately a half hour
- 12:00am The carjacking victim was released at a gas station on Memorial Drive in Cambridge. He was not injured. Police immediately began searching for the vehicle involved.
- 1:00am Officers from several agencies were involved in a pursuit into Watertown. Gunshots and explosions were heard in the area of Dexter and Laurel streets in Watertown. Explosive devices were reportedly thrown from car by the suspects. The suspects and police also exchanged gunfire in the area of Dexter and Laurel streets. An MBTA police officer was shot and seriously injured during the pursuit.
- One of two Boston Marathon bombing suspects was injured and captured.
- Suspect 2 supposedly ran over his brother while escaping.
- 1:35am The injured Boston Marathon Bombing suspect died at the hospital.
- 2:00am The FBI released new photos of the suspect who remained on the run.
- 8:40am Suspect possibly pinned down in home
- 9:30am Law enforcement still clearing area around possible suspects location
- 10:00am White hat still at large, no word as of yet if the surrounded home is where he might be at
- 10:20am Radio chatter requesting "russian speaking officer"
- 10:20am CT Police were looking for a Honda CRV which may be related, reports indicate it was found and searched, not the suspect.

- The bombers had automatic weapons, grenades, explosives
- One of the bombers (The tall one) was shot multiple times
- Supposedly detonated an explosive device on himself, was pronounced DOA at Beth Israel
- Suspect 1 Confirmed to have had a triggering device
- Suspect 2 from the FBI photos confirmed to have fled on foot

- At some point they managed to steal a State Police truck

- Massive manhunt is ensuing
- A perimeter has been set up around the area where he is believed to be
- The search continues

-Suspect 1 "Black Hat": Tamerlan Tsarnaev - Dead
http://johanneshirn.photoshelter.com...00VQW7v6xWA7o/

-Suspect 2 "White Hat": Djohar Tsarnaev - On The Run
http://vk.com/id160300242

-Video of Watertown Shootout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=wSlRHJv1nnA

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[Kwijiboe]

So this thread grew by about 50 pages since I last read it. Can I get a tl;dr?

Boom. Bang.

1 down, 1 to go.

And then, badass uncle. Memes en route.

[Roranora]

So this thread grew by about 50 pages since I last read it. Can I get a tl;dr?

isla has a good summary 1hr ago, this page or previous

edit: x3

[Day]

Yes, You're Racist ‏@YesYoureRacist 1h

ATTENTION, RACISTS: The Boston bombing suspects are from the actual Caucasus region, meaning they *literally could not be more Caucasian*

Wow lol... I live with the guy that runs this twitter.

[Churchill]

summary comes from reddit, just go there (if you dare). it's updated on the thread

[pohibaba]

Wow lol... I live with the guy that runs this twitter.

Shake his hand for me. That was the first thing that literally made me laugh out loud from the internet in a while.

[Dimmauk]

Some of the questions were somewhat insulting, but he handled them incredibly well and passionately. E.g. What do you think about America?

His answer
http://www.getbranson.com/wp-content...1/06/yakov.jpg

[Day]

Shake his hand for me. That was the first thing that literally made me laugh out loud from the internet in a while.

Actually can't wait to tell him he got quoted on FFXI BG lmao... BIG TIME SON, YOU MADE IT.

[tyven]

this guy was like borat's older more stern brother.

[Cail]

So, guy might be in ct now, if our state PD are looking for a car?

[tyven]

"WE STILL GOT THAT SANDWICH TRUCK DOWN HERE"

[Skidz]

I've heard like 3 different last names for these guys; which one is right? The pics someone posted here of the muslim boxer has a different last name than his brother?