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I was at the cashier today and the senile old lady behind me noticed I have a weird rash type thing on my forehead (probably genetically targeted by dirty muslims for being Chris Dorner level murica hero).
She asked if I have the gay virus. I inquired, she clarified it as aids.
I told her yes, I got it while being captain of the twerk team.
that's all.
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2013-04-19 15:48 #1Banned.
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K U Y A
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2013-04-19 15:51 #2Banned.
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2013-04-19 15:53 #3CustomTitle
Banned for Duping
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How much of this actually happened?
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2013-04-19 15:56 #4preachy and pretentious
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The having aids thing probably happened.
Originally Posted by Kiarax
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2013-04-19 15:56 #5preachy and pretentious
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He should have been circumcised.
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2013-04-19 16:10 #6Banned.
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I don't remember saying she was a white lady, what are you doing in here
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2013-04-19 16:15 #7preachy and pretentious
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Not disproving that he has the hiv.
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2013-04-19 16:17 #8The Anti Miz
The Anti Miz of the House of Weave
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Lol! Originally Posted by Churchill
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2013-04-19 16:22 #9Banned.
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That was actually pretty good.
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2013-04-19 16:35 #10preachy and pretentious
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2013-04-19 20:09 #11So hard we fuck rocks
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Church made a funnie
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2013-04-19 20:16 #12IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
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Record of funnies made 10 billion years ago to present:
Church: 1 Demo: 0
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2013-04-19 20:24 #13Banned.
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1? Really?
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2013-04-19 20:26 #14I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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Everybody gets one.
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2013-04-19 20:39 #15IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
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collateral damage; apologies Originally Posted by Churchill
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2013-04-19 21:01 #16
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lol
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2013-04-19 22:03 #17I'm not safe on my island
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Was she a gmilf? I think you missed reading between the lines. She was insinuating you were gay in order to incite you into giving her the dick.
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2013-04-19 22:04 #18I'm not safe on my island
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Do i have to do everything around here?
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2013-04-19 22:17 #19Banned.
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my dick isn't built for leather
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2013-04-19 22:23 #20I'm not safe on my island
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Hasn't hanging around sheep fucking mountain people taught you anything useful?
