BG Couples: How often do you have sex?

[Mizango]

i don't know how to respond to this

I do, but it involved comments about that shnoz that rivals that of Milks gf, the cunt word and that wrecked ass grill she has. Then I decided to play it cool and not say anything.

[Abandon]

milk's gf? i am officially confused, that nigga likes dick more than ksan loved selling ice cream in college

[Abandon]

I do, but it involved comments about that shnoz that rivals that of Milks gf, the cunt word and that wrecked ass grill she has. Then I decided to play it cool and not say anything.

in her defense, the body is aight

[Abandon]

unless she cut loose. in that case, mehhhh

[Mizango]

in her defense, the body is aight

Classic case of a hunnit dolla body but a food stamp face? I can believe it.

[Abandon]

you can't always get everything in one package. fuck amazon btw

[Mizango]

milk's gf? i am officially confused, that nigga likes dick more than ksan loved selling ice cream in college

Oh I know, thirsty as fuck. Milk gf is a throw back jab lol. Think Assy McGee, just with 200% more nose.

[Deejay]

girl and i have been together about a year and a half and it's dwindled down to 3 times a week, 4 if we're not busy. i'm good with the sex but i wish i got more head

[Abandon]

more head, mah nigga

[Deejay]

life would be simply stupendous if i got that shit every day. dear lord that would be amahzing

[Rulke]

OP: once or twice a week.

[archibaldcrane]

Been married just over 6 months, around 4-5 times a week. I feel like taking care of your partner's sexual needs is part of the responsibility that couples have, especially in marriage, and therefore if your SO wants it, it doesn't fucking matter if you "don't feel like it" - that's your goddamn job.

Whether there is enough "romance" in a relationship is a separate issue and should remain that way. Withholding sex because you're angry about some other aspect of a relationship is dumb and destructive.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

one of us is sick

code for herpes outbreak

[Abandon]

was waiting for it, and delivered

[Abandon]

your sig also applies to this thread in a hilarious manner

[Kuya]

Just to clarify, since i'm cool like that: milks is not the same person as milkster

milks is milk colored and milkster is semen covered

easily confused, i know

[Abandon]

oh hell ok

[Deejay]

Been married just over 6 months, around 4-5 times a week. I feel like taking care of your partner's sexual needs is part of the responsibility that couples have, especially in marriage, and therefore if your SO wants it, it doesn't fucking matter if you "don't feel like it" - that's your goddamn job.

Whether there is enough "romance" in a relationship is a separate issue and should remain that way. Withholding sex because you're angry about some other aspect of a relationship is dumb and destructive.

Is being tired a valid excuse? Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night feeling thirsty for my girlfriends sugar walls. Sometimes I'll act on it and wake her up a few kisses, and sometimes I wont. She Absolutely can't stand it when I do that though; to the point where she'll punch me the next day for waking her up.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Is being tired a valid excuse? Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night feeling thirsty for my girlfriends sugar walls. Sometimes I'll act on it and wake her up a few kisses, and sometimes I wont. She Absolutely can't stand it when I do that though; to the point where she'll punch me the next day for waking her up.

it's not rape if she can't say no

[tyven]

Gonna bang my fiance tonight just cuz of this thread. Really I'd rather go straight to sleep