why won't my mom return my calls?

[shepardG]

There should be.

[Tajin]

There's a bunch of tier lists all over the place, best/worst of BG.

[shepardG]

once a year type thing, best threads of the year etc.... would be tits...or shit

depends on who runs it *COUGHCOUGHZEALOT*

[Tajin]

Just put all of Zerk's posts in a single thread, best thread of all years of all forums of all the internet. If you don't agree you're a faggot.

[tyven]

Well considering spam died before you fgts even started posting in it help yourself to least worst of dead forum awards.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

DO YOU EVEN LOCK, BRO?

[Brill Weave]

LOCKING DOES NOTHING!

[Day]

Suck it.

[Brill Weave]

lol

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I won youmadness 2013, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on General, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in forum warfare and I’m the top troll in the entire BG forums. You are nothing to me but just another tryhard. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting in my locked thread in Spam? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trolls across BlueGartr and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can edit your posts in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in spam. Not only am I extensively trained in abloobloo, but I have access to an entire arsenal of the gifs and jpegs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this forum, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.