2013 NHL Playoff Thread: BITCH WE MIGHT BE

[Cail]

So my roommate's girlfriend comes over on Friday and wants me to come out because she's meeting up with a bunch of her single girlfriends. I'm not really feeling it, but finally acquiesce and drag along one of my good girlfriends whose fiancee was out of town. Get to the bar and it's like 10 girls sitting in a cabana area in the back, most of which are about 3x hotter than I expected. One girl comes up to my roommate and me, introduces herself, and we're talking idly for a bit; I kind of zone out until I hear, "...and I'm a pretty big hockey fan." Finding real hockey fans here is tough, finding real hockey fans with boobs is extremely rare. I re-engage in the conversation and she is a legit Rangers fan; as-in she reenacted / shouted Howie Rose's entire "Matteau! Matteau!" call from heart. We spend most of the night talking and slamming Fireball shots; at some point I sort of black out. Wake up Saturday and was like "shit, probably should have asked for her number" but didn't really consider it a big loss because, while I don't think I'm a slouch, she was way out of my league. Come back from a run a few minutes ago and find out she's asked my roommate's girlfriend for my number to get dinner / drinks this week.

I love hockey. Opting to go out Friday:

[Ishido]

You're lucky she's a fan of a team in the other conference, and that it will stay that way

[Palin]

Be sure to open the date with the Lindback story.

Bitches love the Swedes.

[BadKarma]

Hanks daughter is far to adorable
http://distilleryimage0.ak.instagram...0a1f9a55_7.jpg

and so is cally's

http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram...0a9f1991_7.jpg

[Sepukku]

honestly 'daughter' comment and pink chair aside, it looks like a tubby boy by the face/hair. Im sure Bobrovsky has more vezina-quality children.

[Bregor]

@BK: After that post, your sig is pretty disturbing.

[BadKarma]

@BK: After that post, your sig is pretty disturbing.

Im not a savage

[BadKarma]

honestly 'daughter' comment and pink chair aside, it looks like a tubby boy by the face/hair. Im sure Bobrovsky has more vezina-quality children.

God your posts degrade in quality faster than your goaltending.

[Sepukku]

God your posts degrade in quality faster than your goaltending.

ya but they stay in the fight 1 round longer

[BadKarma]

ya but they stay in the fight 1 round longer

The earlier the tee time the better the pitch

[Mazmaz]

So CBC was doing a report on the UFC event going on in Winnipeg, and the reporters were talking about how 'Pegers are excited to show the world what a "party city" it is.

Just thought you guys would want to know.

[bluefan]

Party's usually followed by someone being stabbed or being maced.

A couple buddies were in the box seats for the UFC (they work for the Liquor and Lottery commission) and by the sounds of it had a good time before, during and after the fights.

[Brill Weave]

I love Wulfy stories lol.

[Sepukku]

I love Wulfy stories lol.

reminding you of youth long since gone?

[Brill Weave]

Hey. Fuck you buddy!

[bluefan]

I think he was actually complimenting you Brill lol.

[Mote]

Why is this thread so quiet? isn't there a game tonight?

[Callisto]

Why is this thread so quiet? isn't there a game tonight?

meditation is required to prepare the liver

[bluefan]

Why is this thread so quiet? isn't there a game tonight?

Calm before the storm.

[KoalaTrap]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...144902410.html

Amazing. Whalers themed wedding at a rink. Oh god the green suit. The video is hilarious and that is some serious commitment.